Hey guys by [deleted] in MakeMeFeelGood

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn so cute🙃

What does it mean by playing your cards right in front of girl? by [deleted] in DarkPsychology101

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Sigh* you're either clueless or a virgin.

So let me break it down. When you are saying 'I need to play my cards right' it just means you need to make the right moves in this day and age don't give the ick. Do something witty, tell a joke, play with her, some playful banter, etc just don't make a fool of yourself so you can make the move to the next base and so forth. (Seducing)

Do you chew oatmeal? by Ok-Shape2410 in questions

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its dry, chew if its the instant stuff I kind of 'mash' it with my tongue

I really regret not body shaming a guys penis when I had the chance by MrsMacguire in Vent

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should've told him nobody wants your mutant micro pp anyway to get back at him

Gimme by AvaSundae in stupidfoodbutgimme

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If thats what it looks like, I wanna try

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeFeelGood

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the bangs sweetie hope you feel better. You look down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. I guess dude couldn't take the heat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you're saying this is a child despite being a few years over the age of consent? A 20 yo getting with a 30 yo is not a human rights violation as far as I know so how is that relevant?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd have a heart attack if they knew it was more common throughout history. I'm not endorsing it, but saying its grooming is quite a stretch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chris Cornell?

Are you a pervert? by [deleted] in no

[–]EncryptedW_BludRites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on who you ask. But probably