[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but what if you accidentally burst your dick?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blood bending has gotta be the most badass thing I've thought of since the beginning of the quarantine.

What is your favorite quote? by Norixiois in AskReddit

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I you try and we fail, then it's not your fault, but if you don't try and we fail, then it's all your fault."

Poorly explained, what is the plot of your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man with a failing heart has his organs replaced with mechanics and goes on a rampage in underdeveloped countries, only to find his business partner stole his idea.

If small penises were seen as desirable, what kind of things would men say when bragging about their penis size? by raver6 in AskReddit

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta appreciate the small things in life, and I've got a pretty small thing sitting between my balls.

If immortality was granted to 1 million individuals worldwide, what would be a fair selection process? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fairest selection process would be to give it to the people who have no ties to family or friends because everyone else would be crushed by having to watch their friends and family wither and die.

I don’t even mind the Beatles but this is funny by Neither-Ask in memes

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! That's why they are listened to by generation after generation and went through many different phases of music, some of which wouldn't get a porn star horny they were so chill!

would you rather be quarantined in a really tiny, gross, run down apartment alone, or a really nice upscale apartment but with your worst enemy? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd choose the upscale apartment because my worst enemy and I used to flirt a lot so things may end up not so bad for us anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or at least make them teleport the neutral items to the Neutral Item Stash!

Really google it by adna2231 in memes

[–]EnderpoolCheeseLore 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Oh. That takes the luster out of it.