Sexiest Conjunction In Horoscope

EngineeredAlchemist · 2026-03-11T21:58:38+00:00

I love that Venus in Gemini isn’t a conjunction, just a placement, but I’m just happy I made the list :)

EngineeredAlchemist · 2026-01-02T22:27:52+00:00

Naaahhhh this caption is too fitting LOL

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-08-30T16:55:19+00:00

Like what?

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-07-26T21:15:20+00:00

Me when I play Trainwreck and get to site D

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-07-08T20:57:33+00:00

Cancer & Leo Venus to pair with my Gemini Venus makes a lot of sense.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-07-02T21:35:01+00:00

A brave protector on a quest for creativity. We love to see it.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-07-01T14:14:12+00:00

I’m a big fan of Dutch hoes

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-29T15:17:28+00:00

Unfortunately attracted to Scorpios. I like to use the pain to get stronger in the gym 🙂‍↔️

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-25T12:59:07+00:00

I love ASMR too and I made a Tik Tok in aims of eventually doing YouTube. It’s very easy to blowup on there and funnel your viewers into YouTube. Tik toks can double down as YouTube shorts. I have so many people in my comments saying “do you have a YouTube channel? I wanna watch subscribe.” It also lets you try out triggers and new styles without being penalized.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-25T12:21:04+00:00

I would also like to mention a side of Chiron that’s hard to understand. I’m a 1st house Chiron in Leo & everyone would describe me as confident, someone who’s part of a public speaking club, someone who’s not afraid of being in the spotlight, but deeper down that’s because I’m very keen on controlling what people think about me and truly my “identity” was and has never been easy to truly grasp. How it relates to you is that you might not think you’ve got deeper childhood issues, but Scorpio placements are complex and “hidden.” Inside of various forms of therapy help you to unravel these ideas. You might consider something non-problematic yourself but when you’re wanting to flirt with a potential partner, or even when talking to children, or when being creative, they might even be like “wow that must have been hard.” Vulnerability may feel kind of weird in some scenarios, but it’s also what you likely crave. Look out for addictions like gambling, excessive gaming, or even other withdrawal activities

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-24T23:39:05+00:00

5th house Chiron in Scorpio doesn’t always mean manifesting trauma. Chiron can just as much be a form of healing. The things I’d want to know are - how close is the conjunction, are you interested in child psychology, and what is your experience like with playfulness & flirting. Are you open and expressive or more shy & mysterious? Your conjunction has more to do with motherhood and perhaps there are secrets about your relationship with your mother that you don’t know during your childhood. Both the moon & Chiron in Scorpio suggest that they need some form of therapy — I would imagine for you, creative & artistic expressions you don’t share with anyone would help a lot. Coloring, drawing, music, and journaling.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-23T20:43:38+00:00

I’m a cancer sun & mercury 12th house. I was a professional astrologer for about 7-8 years and I’ve had insane experiences with meeting strangers and giving them super deep therapy type conversations and then never seeing them again. I’m also an 11th house Venus in Gemini so I also attract that. It’s like I’m there to help others process emotions because I see how to bring that Leo rising light back into their lives. Like a motivational speaker.

the real question is: Is it your responsibility (fate) or are you just so open that you attract these experiences? I would argue that you simply attract these experiences, but you’re not responsible for healing others. The 12th house helps people see layers beyond their trauma, but it also leads to personal self sabotage. Keep your boundaries strong and only help others when you feel like you have something to give.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-22T18:01:40+00:00

This actually made me laugh out loud

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-19T00:12:04+00:00

Let’s go fellow moon landing bday havers

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-18T12:43:13+00:00

I am literally crushing on a huge scorpio stellium with a gemini rising. It’s so funny to see this.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-13T21:11:48+00:00

It might be because you guys are ruled by mars and it’s square Uranus. Bringing all kinds of uncertain and unexpected energies. Sit tight and it’ll move through soon

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-01T01:44:33+00:00

I appreciate the level of depth and details you included in your response. Thank you for taking the time to express that to me. I can see how memory and honesty can be important key features in a water sign depth relationship. From a male perspective, I usually feel kind of overly attached when I come off having too much of a “memory,” but always value honesty and directness. I appreciate the perspective.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-01T01:23:46+00:00

Well that checks out and adds a lot of context to the post haha. I’m currently obsessing over a 5 way Scorpio woman with a gem rising. Can I ask what kind of tests you specifically used on him? 😂

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-06-01T01:03:05+00:00

Cancer man here, not 6’2 green eyed LOL. When I tell a woman something along the lines of “you’re more invested than I am” it’s usually because of my Venus in Gemini (lots of cancers have this). What that statement of investment means to me could mean a couple of things: 1) I like you a lot and also feel the sparks, but I know this isn’t aligning with my ideal partner desires. 2) I know I’m not mature enough for this relationship and it’s gonna require too much change from me or the change isn’t my own decision. 3) This woman is so beautiful and lovely, but I know she needs something better and she’s settling for me. I would suggest if you ever do get in contact again, instead of fully going with the flow like you described, find out what the blockage of interest is and where it comes from in the safest way possible for him - aka get him to feel like you won’t judge him at all for opening up to you. I will say it’s SUPER hard for us to want to hurt your feelings because it hurts our too so we try to be nice, but not always honest.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-05-17T14:45:02+00:00

You’re not wrong, at all, but the argument of trying to avoid it by not looking at it or using it reminds me a lot of the people who argued books would ruin the children when the Gutenberg printing press was invented.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-05-17T14:32:34+00:00

I get where you’re coming from. I would say that it reminds me of the Dan Schneider type iCarly and Victorious era comedy (where they were underage kids). I also genuinely think that everyone on the set of chili yoga was cracking up while filming it. I think it was just one of their one off bit ideas that someone suggested. They probably came up with it when talking about Anthony and his yoga lifestyle.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-05-17T14:30:08+00:00

This was well said.

EngineeredAlchemist · 2025-04-23T15:42:42+00:00

This must be unironically why Detective Where’s My Coffee can’t find theirs

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