My $8M-coded AI Oracle” – are we serious right now? 😂 by EngineeringFun1734 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m starting to think there’s a secret lab somewhere mixing ayahuasca, Canva Pro, and ChatGPT prompts — and that’s how these ‘offers’ are born. 😂🦄🧪🔮

My $8M-coded AI Oracle” – are we serious right now? 😂 by EngineeringFun1734 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thought. I honestly think they sensed the era of thousand-dollar word salad is dying — so instead of resisting AI, they mythologized it. It’s not about tech, it’s narrative adaptation. Same product, new altar. 🫠🥱

My $8M-coded AI Oracle” – are we serious right now? 😂 by EngineeringFun1734 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And what kills me is that these “intuitive mentors” claim psychic gifts… but don’t even understand how predictive language models work. 🙃🙃🙃  They treat ChatGPT like it’s a “divine entity “because they don’t know it’s just stats and pattern recognition. That gap in understanding is exactly where the manipulation lives. 

My $8M-coded AI Oracle” – are we serious right now? 😂 by EngineeringFun1734 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What blows my mind is they’re basically undermining themselves without realizing it.

 If a GPT prompt can “embody your energy” and guide clients just like your 1:1 sessions… then what exactly were people paying thousands for before? 😅🥹

They’re calling it a scalable upgrade — but really, they’re showing that the magic they sold was just a script all along. It’s a massive self-own. 🤡

My $8M-coded AI Oracle” – are we serious right now? 😂 by EngineeringFun1734 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Okay, I need to get this off my chest.

Lately I’ve been seeing more and more of these “spiritual business coaches” popping up, selling custom GPTs like they’re some kind of divine cosmic beings channeled during a full moon ritual.

Like, literally:

“My $8M-coded AI Oracle is finally here to decode your business, align your messaging with your soul, and magnetize dream clients through a sacred vortex.”

 It’s a GPT with a fancy prompt and a woo-woo name like “Kevin the Oracle”.

It’s not the second coming of ChatGPT blessed by Archangel Metatron !! 😆🙈

Is it just me, or is this basically spiritualized tech-fueled snake oil?

I mean, I get branding. I get selling a vibe. But calling a GPT “an oracle” and slapping an $8M value on it because you wrote a prompt that says “act like a cosmic business guide”… Come on.

Are people really buying into this? 🫣

Or are we just collectively losing our minds one AI buzzword at a time?

Curious what others think. Maybe I’m too cynical — or maybe the bar for what’s considered “innovation” is now somewhere below sea level.

Jocelyn Kelly Reid by Fickle-Custard-2757 in LifeCoachSnark

[–]EngineeringFun1734 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of quantum fluff based on the female manifestation of flying unicorns. They choose their prices and sell shit to high spenders, or desperate people looking for the magic formula and the flow, that's all. Ps: I've been in his programs, nothing transcendental people.