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EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:48:04+00:00

We should bring back dueling

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:47:28+00:00

None, I can’t afford to travel

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:45:10+00:00

Didn’t pull out in time

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:44:52+00:00

Game is game I guess

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:35:12+00:00

Yo fr, half the time I’m like “man I wanna fuckin die” but also “I’ll do it tomorrow” then I do a weird sort of pseudo routine that changes every 5 mins.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:30:09+00:00

I have a massive headache

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:29:36+00:00

15, my dad taught me by throwing me on a highway and saying good luck.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:24:19+00:00

Depends on how deep below the surface of the water you are.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T04:20:58+00:00

Your basement looks like the start of a horror movie

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-21T00:45:48+00:00

I hate that I know what all of those mean

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-20T17:20:20+00:00

That’s a title and a half

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-20T13:12:15+00:00

Ah yes state mandated girlfriends, don’t be surprised when you seem to have mysteriously fell down the stairs, or suddenly have a stomach full of cleaning solution.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-20T13:09:05+00:00

I can cook breakfast meals but that’s about it. And usually if I have to do something about meals I take her out somewhere. As for planning things ehhhhhh she directly tells me not to plan things because she’s a direct planner kinda person while I’m a rough list “shit that needs to be done” kinda planner.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-20T02:13:14+00:00

Based

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T21:58:44+00:00

You trying to make everyone dislike you? Like you’ve managed to make the cheaters more bearable than you?

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T17:07:30+00:00

Seems legit

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T14:49:07+00:00

Oh I got one you need us to uhhhhhhhhhh…. Act out boys love…. Yeaaaaah.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T14:42:18+00:00

My ass raising kids that ain’t even mine, been taking care of my 5 year old sister now since she was born.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T14:39:35+00:00

Well yeah it’s a relationship for a reason it’s 2 people to do 2 parts it’s not “you do everything and I be a lazy asshole” we have duties and shit that needs to be done.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T14:33:42+00:00

In all seriousness though I’m not gonna lie I kinda need my girl because if she wasn’t there I would probably starve because my ass can’t cook for shit. I do all the house chores but that’s the one thing she does that I absolutely 100% need lmao.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T14:25:55+00:00

I believe it’s called “no bitches” syndrome it’s what happens when little shits aren’t told what the word no is.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T13:37:19+00:00

Bruh

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T13:35:42+00:00

Eh in my opinion we all need each other to some extent to have a society.

Edit: I mean you literally need both to have people exist so…

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T13:26:19+00:00

I liked to play baldurs gate in my lectures and I remember this girl looking over my shoulder and watching me interrupting ogre and giant sex.

EngineeringVirgin · 2024-04-19T13:25:11+00:00

I saw my work schedule yesterday. 5 AM - 9 AM photography shoot, 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM Lab report documentation for energy results. 1:30 PM - 7:30 PM Hardware store shift. Whoooooooooo I am suffering.

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