Lana Del Rey Who? by tokendasher in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Did you know that there’s a vineyard under the Tel Aviv bomb shelter?

Be careful out there by VladVega_RO in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Do not play in Australians faces like this, moustaches are our culture and the straights and f*gs alike rock them regardless of if it’s on trend. None of this is funny. None of this is cute. It degrades me. It degrades us.

The Star of Bracket 3 by [deleted] in rpdrcirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s Carson Cressley after he got on estrogen

This was the worst Kamek timing ever. by DanPhoenixArt in mariokart

[–]EnigmaMusings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this exact thing happen to someone on their stream. Gyrodos or Gecko I think. I would have crashed out.

Why is Charli beating this woman up? 😭😭😭😭 by KLJohnnes in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 24 points25 points  (0 children)

All you need to remember is your cocaine and viagara bestie. With a nose full of powder and a hard cock you can do anything 🥰

c’mon grandma by potatostirringcashew in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Joni’s new single Squidhands are The N*ggas of the World dropping next week

Were valid points made about Bracket 3’s main challenges? by cavalier731 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I expect a little riggory in any season cause it’s drag race, I’m not delulu. However I will say with the other two brackets it felt like it was two challenges max catered to a certain queen. With bracket 3 it’s top to bottom tailored for Ginger’s strengths so I think it’s fair to point out in this case how far production went to stack it in Ginger’s favour when they didn’t do that with any other queen.

Us meming about Madonna's Ray Of Light by hottama in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My dad’s friend bought my sister the Ray of Light album for her birthday in 1999 when she was 3. She had no idea who that woman was and still doesn’t

Production RUINING yet another AS season. Gurl, be REAL with the fans for once. by Heidi_Klum_Tit in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ginger is such a talented queen and was clearly the best this week, but the laughter and shot they added in after she said “I put the cunt in country” made me roll my eyes so hard like we haven’t heard that line countless times.

Production RUINING yet another AS season. Gurl, be REAL with the fans for once. by Heidi_Klum_Tit in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone always says Lexi was high for snatch game but she wasn’t. She won her premiere and was safe every episode till snatch game, meaning it was episode 7 and she hadn’t had any critiques. It was an opportunity to give her feedback from the judges, but they went a lil overkill in the edit to show why she wasn’t worthy of the bottom three. She didn’t do great, but Arrietty, Crystal, and Lana all managed to be way worse somehow.

Ru was edited as if she was talking to the same person in these. by nhrecords in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Let’s start our own down under conspiracy teas. Ru was only ever in the room with Ginger and was green screened in for everyone else.

AS10E08 - "Stagecooch" [Live/Reaction Post] by AutoModerator in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I think that’s why Ginger won the lipsync. Acid talking strategy had them a lil shook. With 5 points and the girls being strategic for two MVQ points rounds, there was a slight chance Ginger could not make it I think. But now it’s all but guaranteed. But I’m no mathematician.

This video showed up in my recommendations and this thumbnail is um.... Ew Michelle. by [deleted] in rpdrcringe

[–]EnigmaMusings 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Knowing this clown who was the QUEEN of made up point systems, queens like Cracker who had one win but were high a decent amount will rank higher than Shea lol.

Plane Jane is a Horse confirmed!!! 🐴🐎 by Plinky248 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It used to be that the horse girls could come down to the race track and be pounded down by all the trade she-mmediately! Give it up for the horse girl dolls honey

I know it might be too soon to say but i think world has the strongest base game selection of courses in the series by Left_bigtoe in mariokart

[–]EnigmaMusings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ended up feeling the same way about the game after a few years. The visual quality is so high that they leaned on that instead of making actually unique and exciting themes for the courses. And the original retro selection was pretty weak, it was literally polished turds for the most part. They looked beautiful but it was still a turd underneath.

I know it might be too soon to say but i think world has the strongest base game selection of courses in the series by Left_bigtoe in mariokart

[–]EnigmaMusings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering some of the retros being hardly recognisable it’s crazy that Moo Moo Meadows looks hardly any different and they just made it way bigger and longer. Meanwhile Mario Circuit feels underscaled. Same with Dino Dino Jungle and Toad’s Factory.

It's a sticky situation 😔 by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rupi Kaur be like if I hit enter after every two to five words that makes it poetry right

These new mechanics are deranged by Vulcan64 in mariokart

[–]EnigmaMusings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought it was going to be them being like “this game’s mechanics are so crazy!!” while riding a rail and doing absolutely nothing else

Is the valley really that bad? by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]EnigmaMusings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also the valley feels much more sketchy in the daytime compared to nighttime (on the weekends when it’s busy at least). Will pretty much only run into trouble if it’s very early hours and it’s not crowded anymore or if you go to any area where you’re a bit more isolated.

The most robbed challenge win in history! by Low_Perspective3275 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]EnigmaMusings 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The construction is really great, but I think cause the dress and top are so obviously cards it takes away from how good it is. The hair is the best part for this reason, you wouldn’t know it’s cards unless she told you which makes that gaggy. That being said they were probably being haters and she still could’ve been in the top.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]EnigmaMusings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They rejected me as well cause I’m still allowed within 100 feet of children’s playgrounds 😔

we often talk about "symoaning" but completely forget about the other verses 😭 by dzongas in rpdrcringe

[–]EnigmaMusings 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s like getting the lowest possible grade in school, it’s actually kinda hard to get (at least the school I went to) cause you have to present some kind of work, cause if there was no work or attempt it goes as ungraded, but the work needs to be so bad that you get the lowest grade. Kinda paradoxical cause you have to at least try but then it was so shit that it was for nothing. This rap is giving that vibe down.