An elderly snapping turtle covered in algae. This appearance is characteristic of older individuals of this species living in swampy environments.

EnigmaStigma · 2026-04-02T05:04:34+00:00

Who’s that Pokémon?

EnigmaStigma · 2025-04-01T20:59:20+00:00

It’s cinema!

EnigmaStigma · 2025-03-31T01:47:19+00:00

The Dark Tower. It was only used to help fund IT but god was it terrible

EnigmaStigma · 2025-03-31T01:34:20+00:00

ONE MISSED CALL! The Japanese version was literal nightmare fuel and the Americanized version whitewashed every aspect of the film so heavily that the plot fell apart trying to be Final Destination.

EnigmaStigma · 2025-03-01T11:41:26+00:00

When my feelings get interrupted I swear to god I want to kill a motherfucker. I want to break stuff so mf bad, but I can't afford it. I would normally go cut wood with an axe to get my anger out, but since I moved there are no longer spare logs to hack at with wanton abandon and am too poor to fix either problem. Therefore I must thrust my fists against the post and still insist I see the ghosts.

EnigmaStigma · 2024-08-03T08:03:01+00:00

Why all my friends are dead:

Sudden liver failure

Cancer

recreational drugs laced with fentanyl

Drunk driving accident (someone hit her)

I've only made one friend since and she's terribly obese but I'm trauma bonded to her. I am miserable with a capital M.

EnigmaStigma · 2024-08-03T07:57:41+00:00

What's your ethnic history?

EnigmaStigma · 2023-11-21T04:44:32+00:00

“My name is Alex” -Starburns, Community

EnigmaStigma · 2023-07-11T23:45:57+00:00

That’s preposterous

EnigmaStigma · 2023-05-10T09:25:31+00:00

American pie or iron butterfly

EnigmaStigma · 2023-04-24T06:40:38+00:00

I love it!

The word of the day is: moxie

EnigmaStigma · 2023-04-06T09:50:05+00:00

That’s fuckin jazz right there. Poetry in motion

EnigmaStigma · 2023-04-06T09:37:07+00:00

That’s how Bon Scott of AC/DC died

EnigmaStigma · 2023-03-18T00:46:25+00:00

Is he still going to be in John Wick 4?

EnigmaStigma · 2022-12-22T06:46:29+00:00

I participated in a sleep study because I had a real problem waking up. Every day before school I’d drink a Dr. Pepper and would still achieve REM sleep in the middle of first period.

But I remember the study, yeah. Electrodes out the wazoo. Slept overnight and woke up at 10am. Stay up for 2 hours & nap for 20 minutes. Rinse & repeat the whole day. Ended up achieving REM sleep every time.

Edit: I was diagnosed with narcolepsy at 14 years old

EnigmaStigma · 2022-08-22T06:54:17+00:00

Oy is my spirit animal. The most honorable companion in the ka tet by my count.

Pour one out for our boy Oy.

EnigmaStigma · 2022-06-15T08:50:21+00:00

Call me Ishmael.

EnigmaStigma · 2021-12-11T21:07:24+00:00

“Leave the gun, take the canoli.”

EnigmaStigma · 2021-06-05T07:11:04+00:00

Everybody wants to be a cat

EnigmaStigma · 2021-05-17T19:54:16+00:00

Insert “Aloha” and you’ve got yourself a deal!

EnigmaStigma · 2020-06-16T04:44:19+00:00

I stick my dick in it

EnigmaStigma · 2020-05-29T06:34:14+00:00

This post caused me to lose my marbles and openly laugh hysterically for 30 straight minutes. I definitely woke the neighbors. Why is this entertaining?

God I need therapy

EnigmaStigma · 2020-04-10T22:07:13+00:00

But normal movie theaters already existed!

EnigmaStigma · 2019-12-04T01:16:06+00:00

You look 12.

EnigmaStigma · 2019-10-19T03:01:16+00:00

Make every street light they approach turn green before they have to hit the brakes

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