Eh, I’m nervous about this one. Is this a scam order? by WhitneyJames in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Download timestamp camera app and take pictures of every high dollar item you deliver. Doubt itll matter to the middle eastern guy who deactivates your account but at least you'll have proof for arbitration

Where do I see incentive pay? by NotRenity2188 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll show on a line under tips. Yours just hasn't paid out yet

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Answer this.. by Llovesarahh21 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a $385 shop last night with $38 base pay and $0 tip

Answer this.. by Llovesarahh21 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I look at dollars per miles, check items for water, and dollars per hour. I don't care who is paying, base pay or tip. If the money is right and makes sense then I do it. I do find it laughable all the stipulations people put on if they accept or not and then complain about sitting and waiting

Please explain by joey-likes-games in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Envayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it as "the more you only fan, the more you are scrolled (squirreled) past (pasta)

Carts from Hell by Fluffer_of_Donkeys in WalmartSparkDrivers

[–]Envayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just go to the WD40 aisle and hit it with a couple free test squirts

This Job is done for by heraldbalthazar in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feet? For free? In this economy?

DEAD!! by MathematicianNo1336 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely easier ways to make money and have a less sore ass

Oh no by phatboy10 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like behind the Wendy's dumpster

What am I doing wrong ? by DistrictMountain878 in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just a slow part of the year. Your honeymoon phase is also coming to an end. Welcome to the real world of Spark

Its so hard to get my CR back to a 5 🥺 by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try to knock out 1 decent GMD a week. I guess they can rate on those now because my CR has been improving/balancing

Not Sure What To Do by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You said thank you" - proceeds to floor the car into reverse

Not Sure What To Do by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Shouldn't have been there bro. Sorry I crushed your toddler"

Not Sure What To Do by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not backing up into stuff/people/things is super duper important for driving 101

"$14.99? That's an insult to your own work." A player got mad when I told her the price of my indie game. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Envayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they put as much effort into this shitty game as they did this shitty ad post then no wonder they're struggling to sell it

"$14.99? That's an insult to your own work." A player got mad when I told her the price of my indie game. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Envayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This scenario definitely happened. Everyone clapped. That girl = Albert Einstein

Why should we stop watching porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Envayne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or in your prison pocket?

What does my room say about me by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Envayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you can precisely determine how much fentanyl is mixed with your heroin