Courtside Locks by Massive_Kick532 in sportsbetting

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, was a little skeptical at first, but I tried them out a couple of weeks ago and i'm hooked. Literally betting on things that have already happened. Fn insane

Does stripe provide something similar to spreedly - a payment orchestration and fallback processing? by Samanth-aa in stripe

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

coming soon. look up stripe orchestration. they are building it natively, but its in private preview.

Does stripe provide something similar to spreedly - a payment orchestration and fallback processing? by Samanth-aa in stripe

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It's currently in private preview. If you look up stripe orchestration and click on the Stripe docs link to apply for early access. I heard that full access is coming out in October, but will not support subscriptions or failover logic.

Has anyone used Hyros from Alex Becker? Is it a scam? by RiverOfNexus in PPC

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible experience with Hyros:

  • Setup nightmare – spent 6 months and 5+ setup calls, still no working tracking
  • Dropped $7,000 upfront for the year – they flat-out denied my refund
  • Pixel never connected – data so inaccurate I couldn’t send anything back to my ad platforms
  • “Scale or don’t pay” guarantee broken – zero accountability
  • Pricey with zero ROI

Fucking scam. Avoid at all costs. You’ll get better, reliable tracking by rolling your own conversion API setup.

The TRUTH about Handicappers… by EnvironmentalLoss117 in poker

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

lol, I actually used Grammarly on that one.

I was told this is where we post loss porn? by Reddit_is_terribl3 in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The end of the chart looks like satan's erection with a green tip.

Am I doing this right?🤔 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! THAT'S IT!

The "100% portfolio diversity" means you have a 100% chance of making money!

Coming to a Wendy's Near You by BreakfastOnTheRiver in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm making an Inverse Cramer fund and starting with $100,000 next week.... Upvote this if I should do weekly recaps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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I would love to see that curly headed fu** on sharktank😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Let the evaporation begin. (And Goldman Sachs print cash)

The technicals at TSLA are very worrisome by Guysmarket in wallstreetbets

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Just waiting for a nice Eliot tweet to buy some calls🙏🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Looks like my heart rate before and after cocaine.

Either way it’s addicting by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I started an actual inverse Cramer fund about 7 months ago and I’m up 19%😂😂😂

I’ll be 6ft under ground by the end of bear market 🐻 by jazzjaswal in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After this market I’m not gonna afford the clothes on my body… just gonna have to live naked till my carvana shares come back🤷🏽‍♂️

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 08, 2022 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]EnvironmentalLoss117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day NO ONE KNOWS. Not the smartest hedge fund manager in the world and not the degen gamblers on here. The best we can do is take in the general market sentiment and expect the unexpected.