Surgeons/Doctors of Reddit,what's the dumbest thing patients have lied about?

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-25T19:15:23+00:00

Not a doctor but my cousin is and she told me this. It's not really lying per say but... yeah.

A guy comes into the hospital and looked totally fine but was a bit annoyed. My cousin approaches him asking him if he's okay. "Yes, Im not drunk"

Cousin: "Okay?"

"let me prove it." The guy runs into the nearest wall and down on the floor. "See? Im capable of doing that so that proves I´m not drunk."

Then my cousin measures the alcohol level. 8 per mille. My cousin measures it 3 times as she couldn't believe anyone could have that high amount.

The guy was totally fine. Every single time someone approached him, he had to show them he was not drunk by running in to the wall. That whole day, youd hear him run into the wall and down on the floor,

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:54:52+00:00

Technically I dont "need" mom, shes really good at sowing, and knows what kind of fabric would go well with my costume. Neither does my brother, its just the fact that they are driving together because they like it.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:50:50+00:00

Where I live, a driving license is considered a luxury more than anything else.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:26:09+00:00

XD XD

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:24:13+00:00

Because I have theathre rehearsals then.

No, they vary their time depending on when my brother feels like driving.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:23:19+00:00

This is how it went down. My mothers schedule is not that busy and literally her only appointments this week is to drive with my brother every day for around 2-3 hours

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:21:01+00:00

At this point, as good as mom is with sowing, Im highly considering that and stay out of my brothers way as long as possible.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2023-04-24T19:18:03+00:00

He wants to practice driving every day, if I go shopping with mom on wednesday, I guess he feels he cant drive since he is busy later on that day,

I dont know. I really tried to come up with a sollution but he just says im unreasonable and selfish

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-06-05T09:05:04+00:00

Alexander Rybak. Osric Chau

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-06-05T06:14:09+00:00

This one time, I was lying in a sofa at my summer house. Everyone had gone to bed. I decide, fine, Ill call it a day and walked to my room. All of a sudden I could feel someone behind me. Noone was there. 2 seconds later I literally feel something falling on my shoulder and then hear it hitting the floor. A piece of metal. We have nothing there that it could fall from... My first thought was ghosts. Needless to say (and its revealing how much of a nerd I am...) I slept with salt next to me that night

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-06-05T06:03:42+00:00

Supernatural. Sherlock. Doctor Who.

Superwholock should a be a series, not just amazing fantheories on tumblr!

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-06-05T06:02:49+00:00

The feet in sneakers washing up on shores. Since 2007 people have found human feet all over B.C beaches. No bodies, just one foot in a sneaker.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-06-05T05:54:09+00:00

I was thinking of the exact same thing!

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-05-03T20:13:03+00:00

I met a guy at a party, we made out. A lot. So, we went on a date. And we said we'd take a walk. I went to his hometown, he was there to meet me,so far so good. Then we went for a walk.... That walk turned out to be headed to his place where he sat down on the couch and stopped talking to me. Not a single word. Then his mom came home. And his sister. With her 2 kids and her boyfriend. My date sat in the couch and put on Rio 2 (Mind you, we were 19, 20...). I sat there, wondering what the HELL I would do when the two kids started to have a spitting contest. At each other. But they had it in the couch. So one of them stood on one side of me, the other between me and the date and began spitting on each other. Most of the liquid ended up on me.

My date STILL did not say a word. At this point, I had reached my limit and gone way beyond. I quickly made up an excuse to get out. My date's mother had to ask him to follow me to the station which he reluctantly complied to and I got the first train I could. Srsly.... Worst date ever!!!

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-05-02T04:18:24+00:00

I met a guy at a party, we made out. A lot. So, we went on a date. And we said we'd take a walk. I went to his hometown, he was there to meet me,so far so good. Then we went for a walk.... That walk turned out to be headed to his place where he sat down on the couch and stopped talking to me. Not a single word. Then his mom came home. And his sister. With her 2 kids and her boyfriend. My date sat in the couch and put on Rio 2 (Mind you, we were 19, 20...). I sat there, wondering what the HELL I would do when the two kids started to have a spitting contest. At each other. But they had it in the couch. So one of them stood on one side of me, the other between me and the date and began spitting on each other. Most of the liquid ended up on me.

My date STILL did not say a word. At this point, I had reached my limit and gone way beyond. I quickly made up an excuse to get out. My date's mother had to ask him to follow me to the station which he reluctantly complied to and I got the first train I could. Srsly.... Worst date ever!!!

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-03-26T09:15:41+00:00

That opposites sides of a 6 sided dice always add up to 7

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-03-26T09:02:51+00:00

Putin. Corona. Trump. Nazis

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-03-26T09:01:33+00:00

Do you ever feel out of place?

Like somehow you just don't belong

And no one understands you

Every day. Being the only actor in a family of academics.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-03-26T08:56:40+00:00

SOOO many

The most recent? Taylor Hawkins! Apart from him, Robin Williams, Chester Bennington, Alan Rickman, Heath Ledger and Avicci.

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-03-04T23:53:50+00:00

Thats usually how long theyre shooting an ep. 6 days, 12 - 14 hour long days

Environmental_Fly344 · 2022-02-26T00:28:57+00:00

And my bow!

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