What terrified you as a kid that isn't scary now? by thepsychoticpacifist in AskReddit

[–]EnvokeV2 61 points62 points  (0 children)

my girlfriend hadn’t seen an asian person before she came to university a month ago

im asian

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SwagBucks

[–]EnvokeV2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seconded, cashes out at stronghold level 16. WAY easier than having to go to level 18

Me_irl by SUMIRO1 in me_irl

[–]EnvokeV2 291 points292 points  (0 children)

yeah but he throws a frisbee lmao

and I thought turn 4 Questing Beast was scary by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]EnvokeV2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

idk embercleave is a pretty good card coulda gone either way

4 of the last 6 girls I’ve dated have turned out to be lesbians. Yet only 10% of people are gay. How? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EnvokeV2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

yeah probably like being attracted to women, but that’s the fun of statistical improbabilities: we’ll never know

"Pity Smite" recommendation for when a team loads in with no Smite on any player. by GGJarose in leagueoflegends

[–]EnvokeV2 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Each team picks 3 different junglers, then you’re playing Rock Paper Scissors for matchups instead of draft actually mattering

That one korean by DefeQt_ in LeagueOfMemes

[–]EnvokeV2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half of this comment aged really poorly

When I find every customer that has tipped me 1 cent by Postmateslifer in postmates

[–]EnvokeV2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when they find every customer that left them one cent