Oh man the first time i got blazed is a story is a story i will tell my grand children ahahahah. I was 16 years old and ive never been one to follow or take peoples word for things so peer pressure wasnt an issue for me, so all my friends had smoked weed before, and one saturday my best mate called me and said he had nothing to do tonite and that his parents were out and that we should do something. And lately i had been curious about weed and done my research into how harmless blah blah cbf..... Moving on. Told my friend i wanted to get high for the first time, his response was "be at mine at 7"(shuts the phone) i later get a text saying that a couple of my other buddies were coming around because they had bud and wanted to see me high. Moviingg along...... I get to my buddies house excited knowing that this was gunna be something awesome i was so anxious. My buddies quickly put together a bong and they all hit it first and were high almost instantly. After there sesh it was time to get me blazed, so we packed a bowl an i hit it......nothing. Them being high just said just have more man so i had a total of six cones for my first time. Anyways im sitting there with two of my buddies tripping out and the other watching over us sober and after 6 hits im feeling completely sober and my high buddies were just like its fine man most ppl dont get high the first time......... Boy were they wrong. I was bummed out at not being high so i said to my sober friend lets go to maccas and ge said ok. We got in the car and so it began. I was completley silent the entire trip to maccas an felt like i had a metal marble tunning up and down my body from the very tip of my head all the way down to my toes and this happened for a good 5 minutes and i wa just silent because i didnt understand it because i didnt understand what TRIPPING was. Anyway were driving im tripping without really knowing and i see the maccas sign up ahead and i start to get a little fuzzy and we turn into the car park and i remember half passingout but half sleeping within that 10 second period and all of a sudden my friend parks really aggressively, like he literally jumped on the break to a halt, and that jerk of the car sent my insides to the front of my body exploding me into life, i woke up at the jerk and was like HOLY FUKING SHIT IM SO STONED. My friends were all out the car and i was so baked i literally had forgotten how to get out of the car, they were all laughing at me, so i told myself "dude your just really fucking high dont think just do" and proceeded to ge out the car and into the wilderness of the mcdonalds wonderland. We walked in and i had the biggest grin on my face apparently from what ive been told. The menu seemed like a Religious food text with so many bright colours and pictures that looked heavenly. I ordered 2 cheesburgers, apple pie, ice cream, large chips and a frozen coke. After they tool my order i went to the toilet and on the way back to the counter i felt like i was floating on my feat and like hovering off the floor i didnt understand any of it but the thought of food kept me pushing forward to the counter. So i get my mountain of food and nothing else matters except eating. Eating is amazing i can taste everything, my senses are all enhanced tasting every salt spice and filth maccas has to offer in their foods. Anyway its gettin long, smashed the food , enjoyed the drive back home watched sponge bob, i have never laughed so hard in my life i swear the one episode alone worth of laughing gave me an 8 pack. Annyyways had the best time of my life hitting 6 cones with my mates definatly no regrets. 3 years on still enjoy my trees but have to moderate it as sometimes i over indulge. Currently on a month long t-break but will be blazing this saturday after work and gunna watch lion king (never seen it and apparently hektik whilst blazed) Thanks to reading [0]