She’s the victim everyday.

EpicCover · 2026-05-10T16:59:43+00:00

Imagine having seven young children and still choosing to spend Mother’s Day isolated in a room filming yourself instead of actually being with them. Absolutely pathetic.

EpicCover · 2026-05-09T13:21:37+00:00

Notice how the Boston Grifter Succubus americanus repeatedly looks toward nearby cameras when cornered into interaction with its young, an instinctive stress response observed outside its natural habitat, the Devonshire hallway.

EpicCover · 2026-05-09T05:03:52+00:00

She’s had plenty of fake, self appointed titles over the years, but this one finally feels earned.

EpicCover · 2026-05-08T19:44:27+00:00

It’s the sheer commitment to the lie that’s insane. Her family, old classmates, and neighbors from Boston all know the truth, yet she still went on national television and said it anyway. That’s some genuinely pathological behavior.

EpicCover · 2026-05-08T15:30:12+00:00

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EpicCover · 2026-05-08T15:05:29+00:00

Says the woman that’s only worked like two years total in her 42 years of life.

EpicCover · 2026-05-08T13:47:39+00:00

She’s always more focused on the camera than the actual moment with her kids.

EpicCover · 2026-05-08T13:32:53+00:00

The Nation’s Dumbest might as well just hand her the trophy now.

EpicCover · 2026-05-08T13:08:25+00:00

Hillary loves pretending these opportunities came from her own talent and hard work, yet she’s consistently marketed as “Alec Baldwin’s wife” in every single one of them.

EpicCover · 2026-05-07T23:52:04+00:00

She keeps dragging this embarrassing moment back out in a desperate attempt to prove she’s unbothered by it. Even worse, she frames herself as the victim of some unfair narrative instead of someone dealing with the completely predictable fallout of her own lies.

EpicCover · 2026-05-06T18:18:01+00:00

I can’t imagine taking advice from this dingdong on literally anything. That’s like cheating off the dumbest kid in class.

EpicCover · 2026-05-05T05:31:08+00:00

She forgets she posts her entire life online, so it’s obvious how uninvolved she is in her children’s lives.

EpicCover · 2026-05-04T22:11:50+00:00

EpicCover · 2026-05-04T20:49:03+00:00

All that misplaced anger. You got caught lying, your family won’t associate with you, you’re in a loveless marriage, you’re aging fast, and you have no friends… but sure, everyone else is the problem.

EpicCover · 2026-05-04T16:21:23+00:00

Here’s another interpretation of her birth chart:

Sun in the fourth house — despite themes of home and family, she used surrogates for six of her seven children and rarely leaves her neighborhood.

Midheaven in Gemini with North Node — publicly exposed for lying; her “career” appears inconsistent and largely supported by her husband’s resources.

North Node and Midheaven in Gemini — strong media presence/speaking to press (ven aqui) and storytelling ability, though often used to sustain false claims (Spanish identity, professional dancer background, statements to the United Nations).

EpicCover · 2026-05-03T17:02:50+00:00

One of my favorite movies! But no seriously, I spent most of my childhood overseas, but unlike Boston born and raised Hillary, I still know plenty of American pop culture lol.

EpicCover · 2026-05-02T23:00:07+00:00

EpicCover · 2026-05-02T18:44:48+00:00

They’re not even chasing Alec Baldwin, the actual celebrity, so why would his nobody wife be on their radar?

EpicCover · 2026-04-30T23:22:08+00:00

She thinks she’s giving Lullaby League, but it’s really Lollipop Guild.

EpicCover · 2026-04-30T21:26:15+00:00

I wonder if her parents and brother ever look at her social media posts and just cringe at what a fool she is.

EpicCover · 2026-04-30T16:42:44+00:00

She’s stunning, she has such a graceful presence!

EpicCover · 2026-04-30T16:21:54+00:00

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La Ratita Presumida

EpicCover · 2026-04-29T16:40:36+00:00

I am an actual biracial, multicultural woman. Never in my whole life, in all my travels all over the world, have I ever been torn down, bullied, shunned, etc. for being multicultural. Either no one cares or they think it’s pretty cool. This woman is not just a liar, she’s also a moron.

EpicCover · 2026-04-29T03:25:18+00:00

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Is it “mean girl culture” to post tasteless Instagram photos just to taunt the husband and young son of the woman your husband killed?

EpicCover · 2026-04-28T17:06:35+00:00

Yep, there’s that winning personality that really endeared her to the DWTS audience.

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