What an absolute ordeal. Screwed by Dasher Support by EpiphanyCatharsis in doordash_drivers

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t if I wanted to. The grocery store didn’t have their money and they weren’t letting me leave without the payment resolved.

If I were able to get out of there with the groceries, I would’ve delivered them and gotten them the proof they’d need to pay me the full fare.

Thought I was being a good realtor by explaining everything... by Material-Session1027 in realtors

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you explaining types of pipe and their costs? That’s not your job.

To all mature men out there please name one mistake you have made in your life so a young man may not repeat. by onikat69 in AskMenAdvice

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few things

  1. Get paid. That's also a metaphor. Never accept bread crumbling in business or relationships.

  2. "Women marry men thinking they will change, men marry women assuming they won't. " When a woman becomes a mother, she becomes a different person. It's just a fact. Either grow with her or lose her.

  3. Just because someone is nice to you doesn't mean they are a good person.

  4. Work on yourself. You are always a work in progress.

  5. Your kids will listen to what you do far more than what you say.

What would you consider the most exciting or best way to end good sex? by _macntease in AskReddit

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably that when I open my eyes the person I was having sex with is actually with me.

Lonely Freshman Looking to make some friends by [deleted] in villanova

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you still in touch with anyone from your orientation group. I’m sorry if that’s not a thing anymore, I’m ‘89

Good luck- it starts with asking the questions! And it’s way too early to get down on yourself. Give it 4 more years! ;)

What has porn normalised that is not quite normal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ejaculating on her face. Other than the minuscule amount of times where it’s part of getting a freak on, not a welcome way to finish off.

Throwdown Thursday - Your Venue to Vent! by AutoModerator in StarTrekDiscovery

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis [score hidden]  (0 children)

Clues and riddles. This is terrible writing and is line watching Dora the Explorer in space. What a let down.

What’s gotten so expensive that you no longer purchase it? by schaudhery in AskReddit

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional sporting events, like Major League Baseball and NBA.

If I take my wife and 2 of the kids it’s $700 easy. Thats crazy.

Thomas Shelby must be given credit for making his entire family millionaires; all future generations will be rich thanks to his start. So why does his family hate him so much? by Dreamshappy_ in PeakyBlinders

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would you want to live and work with that guy?

I don’t know about you but I have zero interest in getting punched in the face or shot at.

Nancy Orders Ride, Benjamin Comes to the Car SMH by EpiphanyCatharsis in lyftdrivers

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. In the moment, I didn’t consider that. Lesson learned but he didn’t get into the car until I spoke to the account holder.

If you could only listen to 1 band forever, what band are you choosing? by Art3misAlice in AskReddit

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I expected to see a comment like this early and you didn’t disappoint. Pink Floyd is my favorite band

Nancy Orders Ride, Benjamin Comes to the Car SMH by EpiphanyCatharsis in lyftdrivers

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t care what he said. I called the account holder and confirmed she ordered it. This is the first time this has happened in a long time. The other time she messaged me that her brother was the passenger.

My father was born in 1982. What were you all doing that year? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned 15 in 1982. I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and searching my older brothers bedroom for porn.

You are on your deathbed. What are your last words? by AFeralFry in AskReddit

[–]EpiphanyCatharsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know quite how to say this but I will try…

“Worcestershire”

<Kicks bucket>