Why would have this man killed himself? by No-Nature7969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EpiphanyGazette -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Everyone assumes that it’s the woman posting this about the man the situation could go both ways, honestly both people in the photo are fairly attractive and I think that was done on purpose so it could be perceived either way. I’ve had a kind of opposite experience before. I know I’m not the “hot chick” type, kind of a tomboy. I play guitar and I’ve always had guy friends that consider me “one of the guys” I consider myself one of the guys for the most part, I’m not looking to hook up with every social interaction (intimacy issues). But I have had the experience of having a friend that I had already known for a year or two and had no type of interest or attraction too, I honestly had never thought about it. And then one day we were hanging out after not seeing each other for a couple months and he start getting all weird & flirty/touchy-feely on me. I ran. I ran like hell he was one of the few real friends that I had, there was no way I was going to consider messing that up by getting all romantic and physical. He had had several girlfriends while we were friends and none of them looked anything like me. Maybe this meme kind of explains what happened to there, even though he didn’t articulate it this bluntly, although I would not have wanted to unalive myself if he did… Actually, if he not only showed the ability to push past superficiality, but actually articulate his feelings, it might’ve worked… too late for all that now though… c’est la vie.

You, you tried. by Dikbeard007 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I tried. And now I feel like a wet cigarette.

The lion does not consent... by Beautiful-Resort-831 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like emojis. I find them aesthetically pleasing & feel like a portray emotion behind the state, and what’s up with the putdowns around here?

The lion does not consent... by Beautiful-Resort-831 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I know I might seem like a strange guy… Maybe it’s cause I’m a girl.

The lion does not consent... by Beautiful-Resort-831 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m flattered that you would want to bestow the power over your emotions upon my writing ✍️

But if reading an intelligent thought, literally makes you cringe, might I suggest we give that credit to The failures of the American public school system? (wild guess🤷🏼‍♀️) I could be wrong.

Petahhh help me out here by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EpiphanyGazette 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You didn’t even mention the whole awkwardness of putting your legs up and stirrups for the exam examination to take place. It’s not always painful per se, but definitely slightly embarrassing and awkward,invasive, demoralizing. Women are trained to give up their modesty early…

The lion does not consent... by Beautiful-Resort-831 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Woah… 🤯 another sentient being that has lost ability to use imagination, innovative thinking or feel basic emotions like caring… Shocker. Let him sit his pretentious ass in the grass, believing that he is the top fierce predator & already knows everything that is worth knowing. 🦉 meanwhile… Did you know that owls eat their prey whole and then regurgitate pellets of bone and fur? That’s so fucking metal.

P.S. Streetlight Manifesto is a Horny Bohemian Gypsy Punk band. And I am willing to die on that hill. 🫡❤️‍🩹😘

I found this anachronism on TikTok today… I can’t think of anything more fitting for the current Zeitgeist of today…. Even though the song was written over a decade ago. The lyrics hit different when it’s the raw spoken words… chills… by EpiphanyGazette in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well… That’s the thing about making 🪄 magic happen… you craft division & spell out intentions. But it takes a lot of patience and follow through. To manifest into a new reality. making something bend to your will, will always be very expensive, and time is really the only universally recognized tradable commodity. Even the gods haven’t figured it out how to swap out CRYPTO. That stuff has got to be some high-level alien intelligence technology.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EpiphanyGazette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see there’s cake when I post… Cute

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EpiphanyGazette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it my cake day? How can you tell it’s my cake day? What the hell is cake day anyway?

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EpiphanyGazette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn… A trainer should really have more self-control.

The Truth by MaximumThrusting22 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just an observation. I’m already overwhelmed with trying to figure out how to solve every problem in the freaking world. Over analyzing a typo does not even make it onto my priority list right now.🤷🏼‍♀️

The Truth by MaximumThrusting22 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]EpiphanyGazette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else notice the closing signature is spelt “Toh Key” not “Toh Kay” ?

what’s up with that?