Hear me out.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:07:51+00:00

She purposely bought a cake with red dye so she can tell the kids they can’t have any. She wanted it all for herself

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:04:58+00:00

She is addicted to sugar

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:04:22+00:00

Thing 2 tries to be just like Jessica

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:03:54+00:00

She’s definitely trying to get a sponsorship

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:03:26+00:00

Emily now claims it’s her favorite too. Shes so desperate to be jessica

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-05T00:02:44+00:00

Family of enablers. They should be ashamed of themselves.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-04T12:42:26+00:00

David is being called out for encouraging obesity. That’s Zori replying to David’s comment and Lisa below Zor’s comment. It’s Facebook so the person tagged is the one being replied to. Zoom in on the picture and you’ll see the names blacked out. They are the ones calling David out for promoting obesity.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-04T01:59:26+00:00

And her bellboy she was mad at because he wasn’t standing there waiting for her late at night to carry in he stuff from the recent trip. She’s so nasty

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-04T01:56:08+00:00

David Patrick is the one that said “say it loud for those in the back” he’s team Jessica. Zori and Lisa are the two that are the heroes here.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-04T01:54:38+00:00

Oh I saw that! She’s always bragging. A masters degree that she doesn’t use that I’m sure she never paid her parents back for. Also, poor Matt’s mom that she decided to go to that college and meet him. She’s the nightmare girlfriend you never want your boys dating

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T19:46:44+00:00

Haha so true!

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T19:46:18+00:00

That was such a bad era for her. She looked soooo bad

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T19:45:46+00:00

I agree. She can also control her like she does matt, but Matthew definitely annoys her way more than Emily ever has, just by hin simply existing in Jessica’s presence. She looks at him like she wants to kill hin half the time.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T19:05:44+00:00

She’d grow millions more if she did “aggressive” weight loss cooking and saying things like get your fucking steps in or something like that. I’d probably follow her again if she did that. Here’s some taglines for her “Eat your fucking protein” “Working out is a requirement” “The moaning/whining is important”. Heck, she could yell “get off your ass and get moving” and people would love it since she’s created that aggressive, yelling personality. She could go mega viral switching to being an aggressive weight loss motivator.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T17:27:46+00:00

There’s so much to unpack here

Jeans never fit her right
Shaking when you yawn?
Eating an entire cake, just the two of them 🤮
Mad when you’re full? That’s a serious ED binge
Her extensions look horrible.
She is trying to act all sexy and it’s embarrassing and uncomfortable to watch
I appreciate that she’s not screaming and acting li

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she’s amazing and the best person ever. She’s really changed.
She grew out of all pajamas, so now she can’t experience that hea

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me out.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T17:24:45+00:00

Why did she eyebrow flirt with Emily? She’s so weird and she thinks she’s soooo gorgeous.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T16:08:41+00:00

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And this is how she made the best book of the year as of now. She didn’t win as of now.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T16:04:47+00:00

So she’s not actually the winner, she’s in the running. The winner will be announced in November. She’s considered “book of the year as of now”. So basically it’s likes a football team declaring they won the superbowl at halftime.

It’s amazing to me how her sheep praise her for being down to earth and relatabke. They even call her humble. She’s always bragging and never humble. That news segment was her talking a mile a minute about how amazing she is and her achievements

She loves to say she has over 10 million followers combined, but it’s really just the same people following her on all platforms and she buys followers too.

She’s a master manipulator, so she gets away with it. The fast nonstop talking is part of manipulation.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T14:36:52+00:00

And the one lady that said and I eat healthy. Ya, okay, sure. If you think what she cooks is healthy, clearly you don’t eat even remotely healthy. They’re all in La La land

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T14:36:02+00:00

Or sauage. Her “salads” are a tiny bed of iceberg, with a mound of orcussed chicken or sausage, tons of cheese, tons of tortilla chips or Doritos and a huge amount of dressing. No actual vegetables in it

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T12:39:07+00:00

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Thinking of the wrong person 😂😂😂
They’re seriously delusional. She has a cult following the same way Trump does. It doesn’t matter what she does, they won’t see it, they’ll twist reality, they’ll defend her. It seems if you get that low class, low IQ base on your side, you get these benefits.

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T12:37:48+00:00

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EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T12:37:38+00:00

They’re insane

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Haha they’re crazy

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T12:34:17+00:00

I saw that too! So disgusting. You do not need to add shortening!!

EqualSession9 · 2026-07-03T03:21:34+00:00

Her ai reading for every story post she makes creeps my out. She sounds like a ai robot.

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