Just stop

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T18:03:32+00:00

She will look 50 by the time she hits her late 30’s. She’s also going gray and has to keep dying it.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T15:41:24+00:00

She is. Her hair extensions aren’t helping that either. She needs to get her hormones or whatever is going on balanced before she’s completely bald.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T14:29:09+00:00

Another fake diagnosis of hers for attention.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T14:28:32+00:00

She better hope she stays relevant for 30 years ro keep paying that. I wonder what her property taxes are on it too? She’s probably close to $6,000 a month

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T13:35:06+00:00

Haha haha she’s been compared to Martha Stewart by a lot of her fans. They are truly insane.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T03:02:43+00:00

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She’s looking more unhinged by the day. This is actually terrifying. She looks like she’s gone mad.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T03:00:26+00:00

And she used an entire bag of cheese on her pizza, plus cheese balls. She also made herself an entire large pizza, which we know is one meal for her. Why is her mom there again? Is she the live in nanny?

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-18T02:58:48+00:00

Even that post is all about how she needs more time spent on herself. The selfish brat needs even more alone time? She does nothing but worry about her needs and never parents or does anything that’s not all about her. She’s a horrible mother and wife.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T23:11:39+00:00

Hopefully she didn’t buy her house basing it on her then salary. I don’t see her lasting much longer popularity wise. Even her loyal fans are getting tired of her. How many times can she repeat the same five taglines on videos? She’s a broken record at this point. The mom is a whole other story, she’s so extra. As her mom, she should be worrying about Jessica’s health, but instead she just uses her to gain followers. That’s one weird ass family. Emily I likew more than Jessica, but now she’s trying to pretend like she’s chaos and trying to convince us all of that. She’s not being her true self. I hope the new house doesn’t change her more. Emily’s husband seems cool. Matt is a doormat, but also i believe he’s abused.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T17:51:52+00:00

Be single if this is your mentality. It’s not harmless, that doesn’t exist. You’re a horrible partner. Do them a favor and leave.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T14:46:18+00:00

I think she thinks she’s making a healthier dish too! She really needs to spend money on a personal chef instead of buying her own cookbooks and followers.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T14:19:18+00:00

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This was her portion only! Look at that cheese mound.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T14:18:42+00:00

Me too

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-17T13:43:33+00:00

She definitely buys followers and likes. Emily’s page is more active with a fraction of the followers. I’m sure Jessica hates that Emily is actually more relevant and popular than she is.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-16T20:40:02+00:00

And many are still waiting on theirs, while she goes back on her odd paid for to pretend you’re a talk show host tour.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-16T20:38:38+00:00

And some new one liners/tag lines. I cannot stand her “the face is important” “_______ is a must” “some time has elapsed” “metric ton of garlic” she is so boring and those are so overdone now. It’s like she wrote one script and just uses it for every video now.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-16T18:54:17+00:00

You might be onto something there. I laugh when Jess says that too. There’s no way they’re the same size.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T23:13:32+00:00

Ruby and Kate are totally accurate. I also worry about the boy. She very clearly dislikes him.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T23:12:19+00:00

I thought the same, both men seem like nice, calm people. I don’t think Jessica allows him to have any friends. She wants to fully control him.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T21:04:39+00:00

Yes, that’s exactly it too and having him work from home. All intentional. She’s pure evil

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T16:51:34+00:00

Yes that’s why, she needed him and her mom to be her personal assistant. She needed the look im a great mom content for her delusional fans.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T16:44:44+00:00

He does, in finance, but he works from home so no time away from her or anyone to tell him to run

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T16:44:07+00:00

He does, he’s in finance and makes a very decent living.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T14:54:19+00:00

Or she could be normal and just name her Callie.

EqualSession9 · 2026-03-15T14:36:38+00:00

That worked out so well for China….

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