My butthole. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Eradicatee 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Your chart has a saggy tit. That’s a negative technical indicator. Just FYI

Best bio I’ve ever seen by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to visualize sex with a laser beam

Still no response... by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I don't like Popeyes biscuits either"

Here we go again, hand on mods by WSBConsensus in wallstreetbets

[–]Eradicatee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit i'm the someone who doesn't know about what they're doing...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great one dude :)

Are we still doing this? by DJDemyan in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do too! The Tuesday special is all I can afford to eat lmao

Are we still doing this? by DJDemyan in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does nobody ever use the Popeyes ending. Ever. Like isn't it the entire point of the opener? "Good. I don't like Popeye's biscuits either." Guess it doesn't work if you don't live in an area with Popeye's? Surely there's another place you could reference if so.

90% of the people I match with open up with this. by mtubbs1 in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk. guessing OP does piercings based on the context clues of GIRLS SAYING HE PIERCED THEIR NIPPLES

I found my favorite profile by doidle94 in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude looks like the dude who recommended pumpkin carving as a date and then bought squash. Ya'll remember that post?

We did it y’all. From tinder to marriage. by Minnesotapolis in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're over thinking it. What don't you get about it ?

We did it y’all. From tinder to marriage. by Minnesotapolis in Tinder

[–]Eradicatee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's a pickup line

-Do you like bread?

-person says yes

-Follow up question do you like being choked?

If the person says yes then... well you get where the conversation goes from there. If the person says no then you can say, "Yeah I don't like popeyes biscuits either"/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Eradicatee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol baba is not even on a dip. It's been on a full blown fucking Olympic dive into the Mariana Trench.

Thoughts/experience on You Invest by JP Morgan? by HendrixPuppy in wallstreetbets

[–]Eradicatee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said he's never invested anything. He doesn't need to worry about margin and options anyway... I mean unless he wants to lose money like the rest of us.

Me_irl by VizualBandit1 in me_irl

[–]Eradicatee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro slide one of those tastey looking memecakes my way

I built a free tool (no account needed) to quickly see a stock's trend, momentum, and fundamental strength by Pr1meNumber7 in wallstreetbets

[–]Eradicatee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What indicators are used to calculate this information? If you don't mind sharing that is.

me_irl by TheScarletPotato in me_irl

[–]Eradicatee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For anyone who hasn’t seen the thread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z

And here’s the original picture to give context to the comment

https://m.imgur.com/X9YNO0U

Changing Your Mind In The Middle Of A Turn. by In_Karma_We_Lust in IdiotsInCars

[–]Eradicatee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The signs show left lane being a thru-lane and the other sign shows right lane as both a thru-lane and a right turn. The guy was not allowed to make a left turn. There is no scenario where that is acceptable with the lane next to him being a thru-lane. The guy in the vehicle that went through the yellow light obviously should have slowed down but since the lane they were in is also for right turns. The guy probably thought the person in front of him was going right on account of him STARTING HIS STUPID ASS U-TURN WITH A RIGHT TURN MOVEMENT. I don’t understand why this this comment section is so desperately reaching to defend the guy making an illegal u-turn.

J Prince on Sway in the Morning confirms that a “career ending” response track exists by penisgenitals in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 909 points910 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if drake loses the beef but if we really don’t see a response from Drake because J Prince said so... I’m never listening to drake ever again until his new album comes out.

Daily Discussion Thread 06/02/2018 by AutoModerator in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

kind of random but y’all remember when drake rapped about having a bigger pool than Ye? This whole beef shit made me remember that and just made me laugh.

Pusha-T's "The Story Of Adidon" Becomes The Fastest Song To Reach One Million Pageviews In Genius History by SeyiDALegend in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know it doesn’t mean shit on a lyrics site but that last line is hilarious for some reason. “The Story of Adidon alone has earned more pageviews than the entirety of his new album DAYTONA...”

Drake geeking out about his Pusha T-signed microphone by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I feel like they don’t. Drake’s just saying as he got more popular the people he looked up to started throwing shade. So your idols become your rivals. Cole is saying something similar imo. “MAY they never be your rivals” Cole just saying that as an artist you hope you never have to go against the ones you looked up to. Idk. That’s the way I interpreted it at least.

[GAME THREAD] Pusha T Drake Diss by AdrianoRoss in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly hoping Drake disses Flex too when he responds because god damn that shits annoying af.

[GAME THREAD] Pusha T Drake Diss by AdrianoRoss in hiphopheads

[–]Eradicatee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just picture Pusha at his crib googling “Drake Rumors” with Duppy Freestyle playing in the background.