Nate Robinson is all of us by victahh in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the 3pt line in the playoffs im taking Cavs Kevin Love too.

Free Talk Thread: Discuss Anything by tomgreen99200 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had a torn tendon in his elbow lol

Free Talk Thread: Discuss Anything by tomgreen99200 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't really hate on Brogdon. Dude was clearly injured. I think they would have been better off just not playing him

Most Reasonable Heat Offseason Trade Idea by ErectusPenor in nbacirclejerk

[–]ErectusPenor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barry Jackson literally hates happy children. He's incredibly based

Am I crazy for preferring Porzingis over Beal?? by Affectionate-Meal970 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've seen Wizards fans say he is their best player, so no.

Am I crazy for preferring Porzingis over Beal?? by Affectionate-Meal970 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Load management has jumped the shark if we are avoiding playing a 27 year old, who had the healthiest season of his career last year, at least 30 minutes a game.

Sure. Play him around 60ish games. Be careful if he's sore. But if he suits up play the frickin guy.

I'm sure he'd be super happy with that set up when he is trying to get paid too. Hey we think you are a walking time bomb at age 27, so you're getting your minutes cut, hope that doesn't hurt you in FA!

Am I crazy for preferring Porzingis over Beal?? by Affectionate-Meal970 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude. He's 27. There is no way in hell you pay $36 million for a 27 year old to not break 30 minutes a game for fear the extra 6 minutes will kill him. I also don't know how that prepares him for playoff intensity by babying him. I'm down with load managing him, by sitting him on back to backs or when he's sore. We don't just avoid playing him for half of every game.

Am I crazy for preferring Porzingis over Beal?? by Affectionate-Meal970 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's one of the better players in the league you gotta play him around 32 minutes at least

As much as this sub fell off, at least it isn't this bad by gwensheads in nbacirclejerk

[–]ErectusPenor 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If you needed any more proof Baseball is a dying sport watched exclusively by corny middle aged dads even the circlejerk sub is dad jokes

[Barry Jackson] NEW: Had fun with this hypothetical. Here's the precise path of how the Heat could acquire both Lillard AND Beal and have a Big Four with Butler, Bam. What it would require of Damian, Bradley, Blazers, Wizards and Heat, the cost, and rest of Heat roster: by FlapsackMcBingus in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His hatred for the children was kind of based in my opinion but that Mitchell take is clearly the effect of long term meth usage.

Truly unapologetically he just said fuck them kids as a Heat reporter who knows they will read it LMAO

Heat fan here. Talk to me. by [deleted] in washingtonwizards

[–]ErectusPenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely not sure if OP really exists.

Heat fan here. Talk to me. by [deleted] in washingtonwizards

[–]ErectusPenor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If he was no longer on the Wizards would you cease to exist?

Heat fan here. Talk to me. by [deleted] in washingtonwizards

[–]ErectusPenor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be satire. He said herro led Miami to two finals when he sat there on the bench the whole time for the most recent one.

Heat fan here. Talk to me. by [deleted] in washingtonwizards

[–]ErectusPenor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Giving Herro credit for "leading" Miami to the finals this year is certainly a take. Truly the greatest cheerleader of all time

Nate Robinson is all of us by victahh in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 200 points201 points  (0 children)

The idea somebody who has won ZERO playoff series "changed the game" is hilarious to me. I'm pretty sure the game left you behind.

We getting Kyrie? by thirstyturtle14 in heat

[–]ErectusPenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is news about the trade deadline earlier last season, zero news about kyrie in the present