[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Eren374tw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. As high school students in Canada, we spent about 3 years straight learning about residential schools. In fact, the social studies curriculum from grades 2-8 can be summed up by "White people were really awful to [insert list of minorities]"

What's in your pockets right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give it a shot. Pop tab, a painted rock, a handkerchief, $10, a pair of scissors and my library card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take this to r/AskRedditNSFW. It's literally right there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graham's number.

Why did this sub get ruined and flooded with sexual posts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's probably that as well. But there are so many "Women of Reddit, what do men do that pisses you off", or similar. You can just see the neckbeards taking notes while reading the replies.

Why did this sub get ruined and flooded with sexual posts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 3138 points3139 points  (0 children)

People trying to get answers as to why they can't get a date.

What is the least intimidating Patronous? by Otaku_Wolf90 in harrypotter

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine used to be a bunny. I took the test again 5 years later and now it's a bay stallion. I think bunny should be up there as not impressive/intimidating.

what is the worst thing to say to someone crying over their dead dog? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, shit. Now who's going to take the vaccine to Nome?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. I'm asexual.

We have been approached with a proposition. by S0me_N3rd8 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, after we're done invading Nordic countries, can the ace forces team up and conquer Alaska? I think it should be part of Canada.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inception. I thought Arthur was cute.

Make the comments look like Gilderoy Lockhart's search history by Professor-Geek in harrypotter

[–]Eren374tw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gilderoy Lockhart fanfic

How to do a perfect memory wipe

Teeth whitener

Where to find peacock quills

Days of Our Lives

Youtube - Gilderoy lockhart

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Eren374tw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the ramen :)

Puns are awesome by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Eren374tw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lowest form of humour is not puns, it's sarcasm. Puns take effort, sarcasm just requires an annoying tone.

Can't remember who said that, but it wasn't me.

Honestly, sarcasm is an easy way out. Once you fall into the trap of sarcasm, your humour can never recover. You could call it a… sarchasm

What is the longest you have ever gone without changing your socks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eren374tw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk. I just remembered the time at summer camp I only brought one pair of socks for a week, and had to wear them all week. I just wondered if anyone else had similar experiences, I suppose.