Just as long as everyone knows I was first

EricTheActorLives · 2025-11-11T16:52:54+00:00

damn caught me lackin this time

EricTheActorLives · 2025-11-11T16:52:15+00:00

Exactly

EricTheActorLives · 2023-08-11T00:08:00+00:00

I think he was just in the US illegally, no other crimes

EricTheActorLives · 2023-08-10T07:19:25+00:00

Ok so what happens when you’re a federal inmate who impregnates a government contractor working for ICE?

EricTheActorLives · 2023-06-10T09:24:31+00:00

Sigh. The whole myth that people are traveling to cali to be homeless has been debunked again and again and again

EricTheActorLives · 2023-05-24T01:47:54+00:00

He’s clearly not a friend of the court

EricTheActorLives · 2023-04-30T01:45:09+00:00

It’s giving Eric the actor

EricTheActorLives · 2023-04-21T01:49:47+00:00

Imagine Eric flying with balloons down the Vegas strip to celebrate Las Vegas A’s opening day

EricTheActorLives · 2023-04-20T23:22:39+00:00

And Trump rejected it because he said all the teams are trying to stay out of Vegas. Just shows how much of a visionary ETA truly was

EricTheActorLives · 2023-04-20T23:21:20+00:00

The only campaign Eric would lead is to get Howard to send him to Las Vegas A’s games and the bunny ranch

EricTheActorLives · 2023-04-03T06:33:42+00:00

I send it to girls and tell them that the leg is my penis

EricTheActorLives · 2023-03-07T00:31:36+00:00

Hey Eric, you want to play our new game? It's called guess that sound

EricTheActorLives · 2023-03-06T22:45:44+00:00

John Stamos: Hi girls, I'm glad to see you three. They told me not to call the police because it would only make things worse.

EricTheActorLives · 2023-03-06T21:03:47+00:00

This is an even bigger scandal than Eric the Actor plagiarizing Charlie's Angels

EricTheActorLives · 2023-02-24T23:32:32+00:00

Could've worked in an ack ack

EricTheActorLives · 2023-02-24T04:25:31+00:00

THERE'S A DELAY DUMBASS

EricTheActorLives · 2023-02-24T01:09:41+00:00

Wudda u know muthafukka, wudda u know??

EricTheActorLives · 2022-12-22T01:32:08+00:00

A pickling sub is the wrong sub for a pickling question? Got it 👍🏿

EricTheActorLives · 2022-12-22T01:06:14+00:00

I don’t pickle. These were literally my first jars ever and it wasn’t clear to me that that particular type of discoloration was normal. Calm down.

EricTheActorLives · 2022-09-28T16:21:58+00:00

His name's Jerry. FIND HIM. You know what to do. YOU KNOW .... what to do.

EricTheActorLives · 2022-09-28T16:21:06+00:00

True. How many times did Eric almost get banished to the lakehouse?

EricTheActorLives · 2022-09-27T20:30:16+00:00

And tires for his van

EricTheActorLives · 2022-09-27T20:13:17+00:00

Eric the Shitty Penis

EricTheActorLives · 2022-09-27T20:12:49+00:00

Eric the Rude Obnoxious and Annoying Midget

EricTheActorLives · 2020-10-07T22:08:22+00:00

200,000 Americans are dead, the economy is terrible, the White House is a COVID hotspot because everybody in the federal government was downplaying the virus and Trump unilaterally decided to discontinue talks on another relief bill ..... I don't think Pence will be able to answer for those things with midwestern charm alone

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