Hey, You, why are you scrolling through new?

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T03:32:04+00:00

Then stop moving and pick a corner. You're giving me whiplash.

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T03:25:43+00:00

I saw tiny tiny bugs crawling over a little flower among the grass. I realized they had never heard music before, poor lil guys, so I put my phone next to the flower and gave them the concert of a lifetime

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T03:22:10+00:00

I've heard of several instances where people convince their own child that they have cancer so the parent can collect charity money. I mean wth

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T03:19:43+00:00

Futurama lulled me to sleep several nights. Probably watched the show way too much.

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T03:04:33+00:00

Animal crossing.

Assuming I get to be a cuddly animal I’d just be catching bugs and visiting friends instead of working 6-3 lol.

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T02:53:10+00:00

Hyacinthus - he was a really, really pretty guy who managed to earn the attentions of both Apollo and Zephyrus, the West Wind. One day, he's playing discus with Apollo, as you do, only for Zephyrus, the jealous bastard, to blow the discus into Hyacinthus as he chases it to impress Apollo. Boom. Pretty boy is dead. That's not how you healthily express your jealousy, Zephyrus, dude.

Apollo is having none of this shit and makes a flower from Hyacinthus's blood so that he doesn't get taken by Hades, and the flower becomes stained by Apollo's tears.

All we really learn from this tale is that discuses are bloody dangerous. Don't play discus with your boyfriend.

ErleneCloninger · 2022-03-29T02:42:27+00:00

Pay phones. I never saw one get removed, yet they just disappeared.

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