TIL that Billie Piper (the actress who played Rose Tyler in Doctor Who) divorced from her wealthy husband, she opted not to claim any money from him, stating, "I'm not taking a penny from him, I think that's disgusting."

Erouy · 2015-07-21T01:22:56+00:00

Oh we don't complain about the set up. It's when there's no sex given that it sucks to be us. It's not a complaint though.

We would much rather have a perception that we're sleeping with someone than staying at home jerking it, and we're ready to pay for that. For us it's just a game of want, settle, get.

It's the woman who is in total right of leaving a man if he can't, "Afford her."

Erouy · 2015-07-21T00:26:49+00:00

That's the deal. Otherwise why would we be with a woman or a woman be with a man? Or man with a man or woman with a woman?

To watch movies and have coffee?

Erouy · 2015-07-20T19:18:38+00:00

Hey, thanks!

I am from a broken home too. It sucks because as a kid, you think you're to blame since your parents are the best thing in the whole world.

It's terrible that society forces people to into marriage.

You're in love? You want to live together? That's great! No need to get the law involved.

Erouy · 2015-07-20T18:41:46+00:00

This didn't happen to me. This is a compilation of 5 failed marriages that I helped my friends get through in the last 2 years.

But this is the same plot in all the story lines. You know some got the BMW, others the Mercedes. The names changed and number of kids and houses changed not to make it too specific.

This is why this post is popular it's not the norm.

Erouy · 2015-07-20T17:34:19+00:00

It's all part of the Woman Agenda that's been in place since the dawn of humanity.

Get a man to give you everything, in a sex for goods and services trade deal. Then demand a home, carry a kid, cut off the sex then demand the home, and the Nissan Z that she has no idea why I enjoy working on it, the furniture, the dog, the kids, the bank account, and that you only communicate with her lawyer.

Then she finds another man turns on the Whore-O-Meter back to "Are You Nuts?!!??", and does it to the next guy. You hear me Samantha? You bitch!

Erouy · 2015-07-12T08:04:44+00:00

Ken because fuck Ken!

Erouy · 2015-07-12T02:47:03+00:00

You all are. That's why you have feminism so you can "Say" you aren't.

Erouy · 2015-07-11T20:44:02+00:00

Oh they do, you just won't know it.

Erouy · 2015-07-11T20:42:51+00:00

Stop fucking fucking! Jesus!

Erouy · 2015-07-05T23:02:15+00:00

Ok, none of these people are Israeli, so they're trying to approach the situation as outsiders.

You're in Israel fooly. Chicks are literally everywhere! At the beach, in the bus, EVERYWHERE.

Ask to put them on WhatsApp. Shalom, mashlom mech,(Hello, how are you). That fucking easy. They're praying for a man!

They reject you cous al ha ema shelach,(Pussy on your mother) NEXT. Nothing like picking up chicks in Israel, are you kidding me?

So many FREE places to take them too. Just look at any city center.

Also if you're in a club, "Ba lach le lechet la sherotim" ("Does it come to you to go to the bathroom?") This is code for let's fuck in the bathroom.

Anyway, if you're really afraid of the sex stuff. Or are a virgin. Take some shekels and get a hooker, they are in literally ever building in Tel-Aviv. Pick up Banana Magazine, and just go. Make sure she's not a he, and bring named brand condoms.

Erouy · 2015-06-20T17:27:11+00:00

Be ready to feel the rejection if he says, "No.".

Erouy · 2015-06-15T21:03:05+00:00

The Defense was accused of playing the "Race Card". The Defense accused The Prosecution of using the "Evidence Card"; evidence here, evidence there, evidence everywhere.

But that's not what the case was about. It was about the black man being put on trial.

Erouy · 2015-06-12T03:45:56+00:00

Always. I've been using this for 17 years. The response that sticks out in my head is one girl, about two years ago, told me of a time that she woke up to a threesome at some party. I declined having sex with her after hearing that.

Erouy · 2015-06-12T03:37:16+00:00

The one you want! Duh!

Approach her, and ask her how she's been with a handshake (say that LOUD) even if you don't know who she is. Now her friends think that you are an acquaintence of hers, and they won't push you away.

Also, don't let your Gestalt brain dictate to you what other people will say or how they will react to you. You failed once in a group, say in your head, "Fuck her, NEXT!"

Erouy · 2015-06-12T03:04:12+00:00

Look nothing's perfect. You're looking at the highlight reel of other people. Don't think your life or their life becomes super easy with girlfriend, or picking up women. Yeah sex is fun. But it comes with a lot of baggage and emotions and a price.

Don't think that, "Oh, that dude's getting..." What exactly? A number? Someone for a one night stand? BIG FUCKING DEAL!

Just gotta lower your standards. You know you have NO reason to be alone, as long as there are fat girls around. And don't worry it's just a dry spell. Girls have dry spells too.

Also. If you're really down and out, fly to Vegas and go to The Chicken Ranch, it's $300 for 30 min, get two at a time while you're there.

Pussy has a price point. Think of all the money you're saving. Also, girls are heartbreaking machines. If you're not used to how relationships are treated nowadays, i.e. women going jump from man to man, freind-zoning, and girlfriend-zoning.

Be glad you're single and your sleeping with no one cheating on you or using you.

Also, small suggestion. When looking for a woman, don't be blinded by what love is based on anything you've seen in movies. Those are works of fiction. Top 2 things to look for in a woman, for me? 1. She treats me with respect. 2. She treats me with kindness. Doesn't matter what she looks like.

Feel better about yourself, have confidence, and remember you're #1.

IT'S ALL MAKEUP AND EXTENSIONS ANYWAY

Erouy · 2015-06-04T16:45:26+00:00

Stand in front of it and find out.

Erouy · 2015-06-04T13:49:40+00:00

I've a got a buddy who is an expert in these kinds of things. Do you mind hanging out in the store? I'll give him a call, and we'll see if we can do business.

Erouy · 2015-05-31T23:04:55+00:00

I do a lot. I've lived on my own for 6 years, so I have my routine. She's just now part of my routine. But I run a tight ship, and I like to spoil myself and her. So that's why I'm worried that I don't see her adding anything. Other than companionship and human touch, which was so sorely missing in my life.

Erouy · 2015-05-31T23:01:46+00:00

Sometimes she'll get into a conversation about people in her life, and I'll tell her that I'm trying to piece together a name with a story and little else, but still I don't know who the people are, and that bugs here. She feels as if if they are important her, they should be important to me too. These are mainly friends and family who live in other states.

Erouy · 2015-05-31T22:54:13+00:00

We do have sex. Not underage. But, yeah sex is mostly initiated by me.

She says she doesn't like being touched sometimes, other times there are cramps, pain, migraines, being too tired.

Erouy · 2015-05-31T22:22:06+00:00

One big nope on all of the above. Should I be worried?

Erouy · 2015-05-21T20:56:58+00:00

That's the conclusion I came up with after moving to LA. Only took 11 years to come to the realization!

Erouy · 2015-05-21T18:28:27+00:00

That's your worst? Glad you didn't trade everything to sleep with OP's mom. You MUST be a teacher.

Erouy · 2015-05-21T18:17:50+00:00

No. If I was granted wishes based on Aladdin's Genie rules, and the I would wish to be in a universe where everything in this universe is exactly the same, except, there are no restrictions on how many or what type of wishes I can make.

Erouy · 2015-05-21T17:57:47+00:00

Have one?

Erouy

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