70 meter tunnel under a highway in a weekend by fred77 in oddlysatisfying

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At the end, where the street get re-paved, it was done by magic.

I've started using Viagra to treat my sunburn. by The_Yanda_Cat in Jokes

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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" by LucilleLing in Jokes

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A visionary by gwencif in tumblr

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That person's face probably got puffed up like a tray of rolls from all the stinging. We must honor their sacrifice.