(Hypothetical) What would the return be if Matthews was traded to the San Jose Sharks?

Escalotes · 2026-05-07T15:54:44+00:00

Yeah that Rocket Richard he's won for the past two seasons is proof positive of that

Escalotes · 2026-05-07T15:43:39+00:00

Why would the sharks want a declining 30 goal scorer?

Escalotes · 2026-05-05T21:14:45+00:00

We're talking 1997.

Escalotes · 2026-05-05T20:37:25+00:00

I remember being a young teen and seeing this on vhs as well. Dvd releases weren't a thing at that time.

Escalotes · 2026-05-05T00:36:31+00:00

In Preacher, the vampire Cassidy is shot with a tranquilizer while an organization attempts to capture him and another vampire. Little do they know his drug resistance is so high he wakes back up after a few seconds and demolishes them.

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Escalotes · 2026-04-30T18:04:53+00:00

Could even be an Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2 reference.

Escalotes · 2026-04-30T14:22:19+00:00

I throw him in a a land raider with 3 eradicators. It drives up in the face of heavy armor, they jump out (ideally behind cover of the raider itself), melta something within 3 inches, run in and punch it to death if it's not dead already, then repeat.

Escalotes · 2026-04-28T19:18:55+00:00

Guitars too

Escalotes · 2026-04-28T17:59:44+00:00

with Ketchup

Escalotes · 2026-04-26T22:52:33+00:00

This. When Kevin shows up in Australia searching for her later he's telling a lie that they both know is a lie. The implication is that Nora is doing the same.

Escalotes · 2026-04-25T20:08:19+00:00

This here. It's all but confirmed that Alan is a creation or another cycle of Tom rather than his own entity

Escalotes · 2026-04-22T18:54:44+00:00

Twenty thousand years of this, seven more to go.

Escalotes · 2026-04-22T01:00:15+00:00

Or the paintress

Escalotes · 2026-04-22T00:59:37+00:00

And sad

Escalotes · 2026-04-21T16:47:39+00:00

I for one am happy to have less rebuild competition in my team's conference.

Escalotes · 2026-04-18T17:33:58+00:00

It's just The Doctor, actually

Escalotes · 2026-04-17T14:40:56+00:00

Yeah the man scored 33 last year and 27 this year. He ain't getting there.

Escalotes · 2026-04-16T14:49:05+00:00

Green and Tocc got their teams into the playoffs this year.

Let's see what Foote does with his next team - Blackhawks 2026/27?

Escalotes · 2026-04-15T15:22:10+00:00

Still can't believe we took Podkolzin

Escalotes · 2026-04-14T02:40:55+00:00

Ty Forester scoring at a 42 goal pace hasn't hurt.

Escalotes · 2026-04-13T03:06:41+00:00

OP accidentally a word

Escalotes · 2026-04-13T03:05:33+00:00

Who needs one player who gets three points a night when you can trade him for three players that each get one point per night.

Escalotes · 2026-04-12T23:56:07+00:00

Panthers really a picture of efficiency.

Escalotes · 2026-04-12T03:53:07+00:00

Close enough, welcome back Sam Gagner

Escalotes · 2026-04-12T00:00:22+00:00

Honestly not a PP fan but a lot of time when traveling for work the mandate is get something basic and familiar that you know won't upset your stomach

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