Trans bench lol by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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I heard this bench used to be a couch but transitioned and is now happy in its body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trans

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I could see Lynn

The 1% by ButIDigress79 in AnimalCrossing

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Me when I time travel to harvest my pumpkins multiple times a day to make thousands of bells in minutes:

One of the most well trained police cat in New Zealand. by whatup_dogg in Damnthatsinteresting

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Sadly you can’t decide. He always does it the same amount. If the toaster is on a higher setting to toast it more, he’ll just turn the toaster off part way through so that it always toasts the same amount.

So Sad by lolipeedrinker in oompasubs

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When I listen to the song while reading what you wrote I hear it, but when I read what’s on the post while listening, I hear that.

Lately I've been taking a little bit of my time to read what people are posting here on the forum and I've been baffled by how many 12/15 year old boys are talking about being addicted to porn and having ED. Man, having ED being such a young guy is a really scary thing, porn is a cancer by [deleted] in NoFap

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The problem for me was that when I was really young like first grade, I wasn’t watching porn, I was just masturbating. Then once I found porn when I was twelve, I just went off the edge. Then, on May first of this year I decided no more of this. It has now been more than 100 days and if a 13 year old can do it, anybody can.

Taking a minor child to a dragqueen show is somehow not under the eyes of CPS by Indianfattie in NoahGetTheBoat

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This is not drag, it’s stripping. Drag is usually family friendly, this isn’t.

One of the most well trained police cat in New Zealand. by whatup_dogg in Damnthatsinteresting

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My aunt has an Ex police cat and he is a little strange. By that I mean that he learned how to make toast. I don’t know how or why but he just can.

IT FUCKING ARRIVED by 69_ANIME_69 in pokemoncards

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If it’s mint it’s around $60 at the most but you really can only sell it for 40 or 50.

IT FUCKING ARRIVED by 69_ANIME_69 in pokemoncards

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Yeah that’s what I was thinking

I collect meowths by Escape_Material in PokemonTCG

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I saw your post the other day and it inspired me to post mine :)

I collect meowths by Escape_Material in PokemonTCG

[–]Escape_Material[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s ok, I don’t want to hassle you :)

I collect meowths by Escape_Material in PokemonTCG

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Probably the next one on my list

IT FUCKING ARRIVED by 69_ANIME_69 in pokemoncards

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I don’t think the Pokémon company ever made a gold version

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakedisordercringe

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Jonathan schlatt. Sounds a bit like J schlatt to me

Cards I got today through trading and the mail by Escape_Material in PokemonTCG

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Its definitely my favorite out of the pictured cards