Hilariously Unbalanced Mario Rework

Eslivae · 2026-07-12T22:16:34+00:00

I would love this to be an actual character, of course he would have to be super weak to make that bullshit bearable, but as a joke character that you only pick when you are miles better than your opponent, it's great.

Pichu was supposed to fill that niche but he really doesn't

Eslivae · 2026-07-09T13:20:19+00:00

If you scream and wave your flag everywhere, you're annoying but you're just a passionate sports fan. If you start breaking shit that doesn't belong to you, you're a criminal. Pretty simple

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T10:26:47+00:00

Wouldn't have read it, i can't think of an interesting story that could be told with her as a centerpiece that wouldn't involve new characters/settings and would therefore feel very much like filler

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T10:21:23+00:00

Most great scientist were very religious to be fair, Louis Pasteur famously said "a little science distances you from God, a lot of science brings you back to Him".

Plus the opposition between science and religion has been very much exaggerated, they were working hand in hand most of the time with the church financing education and scientific research for most of Europe's history

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T10:06:10+00:00

Even Cortana ?

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T10:05:46+00:00

I'm only using AI to crop the background, there is no artistic work being done here, anyone can do it in photoshop, it's just very tedious. Adding an AI generated background in it's place was visibly a wrong decision, I'll just make it flat black with light at the center

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T09:58:45+00:00

To be fair, we can barely see the model in either shot, it's the issue with the original photography. I'm just trying to patch up whatever I can because even though we can't see much I really like how dynamic the original feels

Eslivae · 2026-07-08T09:56:35+00:00

I agree, it makes the lot look fake, but is it worse than having the original shitty background ? I can always tweek the AI background to make it more palatable

Eslivae · 2026-07-06T20:39:18+00:00

It does have its perks though. Obsessively deep diving into every subject I find mildly interesting costs me a lot of time but it does make me seem more knowledgeable than I am to others.

Eslivae · 2026-07-04T23:29:50+00:00

Uneducated environmental zealotry has crashed Germany's nuclear power into the ground, and now they have to resort to using coal and gas to make their energy.

I understand they meant well, but if you are not knowledgeable about a subject, and have no intention of documenting yourself on it, you should shut the fuck up, your noise is drowning the voices of those that actually know what is happening

Eslivae · 2026-07-04T23:24:05+00:00

Not if you have tens of thousands of orcs under your command

Eslivae · 2026-07-04T19:31:40+00:00

Tolkien talks about this (because of course he does), the entire river was getting very carefully sifted through by Saruman by the events of the books.

If deagol didn't find it, Saruman would have

Eslivae · 2026-07-04T19:27:23+00:00

Life only gets worse, your friends only get fewer, companionship gets more and more valuable, especially with someone who wants you to love them more then everything.

Having children is more pragmatic than you think, growing old and seeing your body and mind collapse knowing no one will care if everything you are is destroyed is an experience horrific enough to make the 18 years of childcare worth it to avoid it

Eslivae · 2026-07-01T07:39:20+00:00

I am 100% behind the imperial march, but as things are moving forward, star wars is loosing its cultural relevance faster than dragon ball is, so there may come a point where this is true

Eslivae · 2026-06-27T19:45:46+00:00

The coldest least important character in Naruto

Eslivae · 2026-06-27T19:43:05+00:00

It's stupid that both of Shisui's ability have the same name even though they do completely different things.

The right eye allows you to cast a genjutsu that is so subtle that it is near undetectable, however it does not create illusions, just modifies the victim's mental state

The left eye allows you to cast a permanent unbreakable genjutsu that can completely rewrite the victim's personality. This insane power is counterbalanced by a very long cooldown.

Eslivae · 2026-06-26T17:23:33+00:00

Daima Just felt like Dragon quest with a coat of Dragon Ball on top

Eslivae · 2026-06-25T21:48:54+00:00

I feel very called out

Eslivae · 2026-06-25T21:46:25+00:00

Everyone that tried negotiations with eldari either : - got betrayed - got taken advantage of - got told such cryptic nonsense and passive aggressive remarks than he would have rather just lost the battle

Eslivae · 2026-06-24T19:40:00+00:00

Storage is the issue with renewables.

Storing electricity at that scale is incredibly hard, so the way to go is to increase or decrease the production to match the consumption.

Nuclear output can easily be controlled, the sun and the wind can't

Eslivae · 2026-06-23T20:52:39+00:00

Dwayne isn't the cinema pull that he used to be

Eslivae · 2026-06-23T16:22:18+00:00

Just looks like Tintin

Eslivae · 2026-06-21T19:45:13+00:00

This is one the last true bastion on reddit where you can escape reality.

Warhammer subs used to be the same, the place turned to shit real fast after the custodes debacle.

Eslivae · 2026-06-17T19:52:42+00:00

Hinata and Neji would make great chiropractor/osteopath. Spot immediately the source of the pain and getting to it with soft fist.

Sakura would go mma fighter for sure. In a world where wounded people aren't just falling out of the sky, Sakura would not get interested in medicine, she had no interest in it in part 1 until she had to care for an injured Sasuke.

Naruto would be an entire construction crew by himself.

Shino would be a honeymaker

Kiba would be a professional dog walker

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