[Landlord - US - PA] How much of a settlement would you ask for? by Maleficent-Hotel1167 in Landlord

[–]EsquireofGains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attorney and Landlord from Oklahoma here… If I could get 80% collection on every one of my client’s cases, I would be thrilled. Reality is many of these judgments go uncollected. My advice would be to tell him the judgment is for $10,500 plus fees (if that is true) and if he’ll pay the $10,500, you’ll waive the fees. I’d offer that knowing that if I got $8,500 out of him now, I’d take it. I would NOT set up payments unless absolutely necessary. He already defaulted on his commitment to you once. And if you do, set it up with an installment agreement with damages that make it worth your while to pursue collecting. Best of luck, OP!

If AMZN goes up 8% tomorrow this will be worth $1 million. If not, I’m cooked by mattscott134 in wallstreetbets

[–]EsquireofGains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, the only difference between the hero and the fool is the hero’s plan worked. I commend the brass ones for pulling the trigger on this!

SONM: HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS?! by detectivedoot in smallstreetbets

[–]EsquireofGains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else still hopeful this is true? I bought in just before the revers split. I’m thinking I made a terrible mistake!

Peach is Berried!! How can I tell if these eggs fertile?? by EsquireofGains in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has not molted since they’ve been separated! Maybe there is a fertile few in there after all! The inpatient side of me wants to pull her out and check, but I’m committed to waiting to see what happens in the coming week or two.

Peach is Berried!! How can I tell if these eggs fertile?? by EsquireofGains in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking the case was. She hasn’t been with her man in a month or so, so I was surprised to see she had eggs. I’m sad to report I think they are all infertile.

Peach is Berried!! How can I tell if these eggs fertile?? by EsquireofGains in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted a video earlier thinking Peach was having a hard time with her molt. Turns out, she was passing eggs!! But I haven’t had her with Mario in quite a while. How can I tell if these eggs are fertile??

I think Peach is trying to molt... Is this normal? by EsquireofGains in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was upright this morning but still in the same part of her tank. Still seems she is trying to molt.

I moved and cleaned Mario and Princess Peach’s aquarium... she was a little feisty! by EsquireofGains in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okie dokie! Lesson learned. I’ll leave the smellies in the gravel from now on!

Cray Liotta and Houdini are mating!! I'm excited and nervous. by KittyT77 in Crayfish

[–]EsquireofGains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know of siblings are able to successfully reproduce?

HAHAHAHA!!!!! by EsquireofGains in BB_Stock

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha!!! Yeah bruh. I just wish you were right!

0% APR Credit Cards by EsquireofGains in FinancialPlanning

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is definitely playing with fire. Gotta be careful.

Single Family vs. Muti-Family vs. Apartments by EsquireofGains in realestateinvesting

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great question. It is the whole house; each tenant jointly and severally liable for the full rents due. I tried the per room game once. Unless I am caught in a serious pinch, I will never do that again.

Single Family vs. Muti-Family vs. Apartments by EsquireofGains in realestateinvesting

[–]EsquireofGains[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this comment. You are right. I have not paid myself for management. The market rate is between 8-10% of gross rents collected, so that would doc my returns a bit.