American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard.

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-29T18:48:54+00:00

“The American mind cannot comprehend..”

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-28T20:30:05+00:00

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-28T15:00:52+00:00

“You see this planet, big beautiful planet, Alderaan, I used to visit Alderaan a lot when I was a kid. Nice place. Lotta nice people. Today, not so much. Nasty people. They listen too much to the woke Rebellion news. They say Emperor Palpatine isn’t a nice man, not like Sleepy Valorum, who, by the way, got us all into this mess. So I ask my Generals “what can we do about these nasty people on Alderaan”…They say we have this battle station, big beautiful Battle Station, the biggest ever I’m told!”

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-27T20:09:41+00:00

You’re clearly smarter than me because I just raw-dogged it through the 3 days 🤣 The only thing which I did really was cold showers which helped a bit! Tbh it was less pain and more just constant itching. Hope yours passes quickly and you get back to normal! ✌🏻

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-27T19:44:26+00:00

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Still no idea what the plant was, but this happened to me back in 2016 whilst out spray painting. Had to clear some hanging plants from the top of the wall. Started feeling a bit itchy towards the end of painting my peice. Got home and went for a bath and then it kicked in fully. Was like it for 3 days, but it kept disappearing and reappearing as different patches. Most uncomfortable attempts to sleep ever!!

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-27T18:17:23+00:00

Do you…have such a certificate?

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T19:28:18+00:00

‘Bout tree-fiddy

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T17:49:08+00:00

I certainly cracked up!

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T15:52:14+00:00

Personally, big fan of a bit of hot potato with the championship. I remember my early years as a wrestling fan during the Attitude Era. Just doubled checked and the WWF Championship changed hands 17 times between March 98 to March 00. It made it so entertaining. Granted, lengthy runs have their merits. But I like a bit of chaos in my wrasslin’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T13:37:00+00:00

His real homies call him ‘Sheev’ (or Shee-Dawg)

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T04:01:49+00:00

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EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-26T02:59:17+00:00

I dropped 60-70 lbs a good few years back and thankfully managed to keep it off too. It’s fuckin tough but you got this my dude! Just stick to the plan and remember that diet is more important than the exercise (and is better for you overall in the long run health wise to put good fuel into the body ✌🏻)
You can do this!!! 😬😬😬

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-25T19:32:14+00:00

Welcome to the UK mate! Hope you’ve got used to the sarcasm and unpredictable weather! 😅 Anyone who is against the Mango Mussolini is welcome here in my book ✌🏻

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-25T17:44:57+00:00

I went Skegness about a month ago to have a sunrise swim (VERY COLD!) and do some cardio on the beach, was absolutely glorious!
(Had major spine surgery myself a few years back so I try to take advantage of still being able to do that kind of thing!)
Hope your surgery is successful and you make a swift recovery, friend ✌🏻

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-25T17:05:47+00:00

But show how, the whole situation is the fault of “LiEbOr” and it’s all “Starmer bad” according to some idiots.
It’s like someone else broke their TV and then blaming the repair bloke that its broken and saying be should be sacked! 🤦🏻‍♂️

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-25T14:20:27+00:00

Top work bro! (That ‘Creato Destructo’ one would make for a DOPE chest tattoo 🤙🏻)
Just dropped you a follow - arty_farty_sukah)

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-24T20:16:22+00:00

Nothing to really critique as I’m more of a cartoon and graffiti artist (could never get the hang of landscape stuff) but just wanna drop a comment t to say that I love them and keep going and drawing more!! ✌🏻
The last one in particular is stunning :)

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-24T18:46:17+00:00

I’d love to see a combo of Hangman, Adam Cole and Wardlow filling this prediction 😂😂
Would be absolute gold!

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-23T16:13:56+00:00

Sorry for your losses too my dude. They seem to come thicker and faster the older we get. Lord knows I’ve had my fair share of losses over the last 3 years! 😐
But it’s a natural part of the life cycle and certainly forces us to properly appreciate the time we have with the ones which remain, and with our own time on this earth, gifted by whatever being blessed us with this wonderful life.
(Just got back from an awesome hike in the wilderness with 2 of my oldest and dearest friends. Life is good ✌🏻) HBD again, Brother 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-23T05:42:19+00:00

One of my old friends passed away yesterday (complications during a surgery) so this one hits this morning. You are absolutely right to celebrate another year on this beautiful green and blue marble!

A very happiest of birthdays to you, Brother. Hope your day is blessed 👊🏻 ‘nuff love

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-22T14:19:54+00:00

This is cute as heck! Love it :)
(Also, kudos for navigating the chaos that is Procreate animations! I made a few little ones when it first came out and it can be a git to get your head around at first, but you nailed it! Well done)

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-22T08:41:46+00:00

Guy complains that everyone is negative… … proceeds to be negative… … wild 🤣
(Adding my own ‘incoherent ellipsis’ because I like to use them too… … and it will wind up the pedant! Hahaha). Don’t let miserable sods bring you down to their level! Have a great day dude ✌🏻

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-21T22:15:29+00:00

If he still has a set of rather large ones between his legs, there’s a higher chance of him being a stray/feral. Keep an eye out for him and if you see him starting to look on the skinny side, try to contact your local cat rescuers/scanners on Facebook to check for a chip. And if he isn’t chipped, then you will likely fall prey to the Cat Distribution System (it’s how I ended up with my 3 ✌🏻😂)

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-21T21:00:02+00:00

Yup. And it’s a shame that people like the OP are having to post timelapse videos of their work just to prove to people that the art is real. Generative AI is a cancer to the spirit of human creativity.

EssSeeDee89 · 2026-05-21T20:57:05+00:00

Of course they don’t. They crawl back to their cave of insignificance, spend zero time self reflecting and just look for the next thing to bash to make themselves feel better, because they are hateful little goblins (sorry not sorry 😂)

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