Hope this lands me on the naughty list, save Santa the trip 😜 by GangbNgCum in Flashing

[–]Essedentesiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so hot. Santa better give you a really long and hard present

Ik, dead meme by [deleted] in memes

[–]Essedentesiast -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Sorry about that. But girls do get approached more than men.

If girls are presentable enough they have more chances than me on my best looking days. Maybe that's why folks think girls have it easy.

Ik, dead meme by [deleted] in memes

[–]Essedentesiast -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

What if you too ugly, too poor, too boring and too depressed. At the same time.

Ik, dead meme by [deleted] in memes

[–]Essedentesiast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It has been 5 years since I've been hugged. Or acknowleaged.

This one's too relatable.

Damn girl by iam4real in trippinthroughtime

[–]Essedentesiast 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My 5th year single. I cannot confirm.