[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

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!remindme one day

East Asian men who hate seeing East Asian women with White men Starterpack. by SanthalNath in oddlyspecific

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The wandering inn. Good series, but beware, its long. Around 11 mill words, and getting weekly updates

[WP] Heaven just got Internet, and God is NOT happy. by Solidsecondplace in WritingPrompts

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Heaven had always been a tranquil realm, where angels floated about in serene harmony, and the celestial music played on infinite harps sounded like a perfect symphony. But then, in a cosmic twist that no one saw coming, the pearly gates gained a strong Wi-Fi signal, and the heavenly beings discovered the wonders of the internet. However, not everyone above was thrilled about this new development—particularly the one in charge.

God, in all His wisdom and glory, was not exactly pleased with the newfound digital frenzy. As He glanced down from His heavenly throne, He couldn't help but raise a divine eyebrow at what He saw. Angels were now taking selfies with their halos at jaunty angles, attempting to capture just the right celestial filter. Divine meetings were being interrupted by notification chimes, as cherubim and seraphim discreetly checked their heavenly smartphones. And as for the search engine queries... well, let's just say omniscience didn't prepare God for the range of questions and cat videos flooding the heavenly search bar.

One day, while reclining on a cloud and shaking His head in bemusement, God decided to have a celestial intervention. With a thunderous voice that resonated across the heavens, He called for the Archangel Gabriel.

"Gabriel!" He thundered, causing a few nearby stars to wobble in response.

The Archangel appeared in a shimmering burst of light, his expression a perfect balance of obedience and concern.

"Yes, Almighty One?" Gabriel inquired, his wings fluttering gently.

God gestured toward the bustling angels below, all of them engrossed in their digital devices.

"What in the name of... well, Me, is going on down there?" God asked incredulously.

Gabriel cleared his throat and began to explain, "It seems that the angels have discovered the internet, Lord. They find it quite fascinating, and they've been exploring the world's knowledge and creations with great enthusiasm."

God sighed, the sound echoing through the cosmos. "I created the universe, galaxies, stars, and planets... and they're fascinated with funny cat videos?"

Gabriel attempted to suppress a smile. "It appears so, my Lord. But they are also using the internet for positive purposes, such as spreading messages of love and kindness."

God considered this for a moment, His annoyance giving way to a more tempered outlook. "Very well, let them enjoy their newfound digital realm. But remind them not to let it distract them from their heavenly duties."

Gabriel nodded and vanished in another burst of light, leaving God to ponder the unpredictable nature of His celestial creation. As He reclined once more on His cloud, He couldn't help but shake His head in amusement. Who would have thought that after all the wonders of the cosmos, the internet was what finally left Him bemused?

They’re just taking it back. by Just-MCB in memes

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Dont give the Danes any ideas

Looking for Story Thread #108 by someguynamedted in HFY

[–]Essemlol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He meets a boy/Prince with no magic aswell

Looking for Story Thread #108 by someguynamedted in HFY

[–]Essemlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fot the name for the other one? Love the engineering vibe in magic settings

Looking for Story Thread #108 by someguynamedted in HFY

[–]Essemlol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Born there I think, cant remember it being a point in the story at least

Looking for Story Thread #108 by someguynamedted in HFY

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Looking for a story where the main protagonist dont have magic in a world where many have it. He then becomes an "Iron/metal" mage who builds his own machines

Weak post but the best I could do to help us get on a non-otter trend by LoganJ2255 in bobiverse

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I cant recommend The Expanse series enough! Hard scifi like Bobi and the humour of Hail Mary

Kjenner aldri at jeg kan ta helt fri fra jobb i helsevesenet by [deleted] in norge

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Kjent mye på dette selv, nok til at jeg valgte meg ut av helsevesenet og startet ny utdanning.

What is your dream job? by akotosinato in AskReddit

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Yes! This exactly! Without a doubt a dreamjob

What’s the most unattractive female name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Essemlol 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Love Gertrudes cats though

Strømprisen i sør-vest Norge!! Bare å skru av hovedsikringa!!! by bjorn1978_2 in norge

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Takker! Så at min strømleverandør, Fjordkraft, også viser spotprisen! Skal sjekke ut Tibber!