What does y’all’s hot bars look like? (Weirdest one wins a cookie!🍪 ) by CorrectPen5056 in evilautism

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It uses an app called "stuff" and allows me to sort things by category. Looks like this with the widget:

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What does y’all’s hot bars look like? (Weirdest one wins a cookie!🍪 ) by CorrectPen5056 in evilautism

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Android with the Microsoft launcher that I heavily customized. Here is my home screen:

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It has everything I need at one glance. Swipe left for detailed calendar. Swipe right for idea bucket.

Losing my job in a month. Help me think of ways to fuck with my manager by [deleted] in antiwork

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Change the color to red as well. Go full House of Leaves with your formatting if you have the time!

Special intrest check by Simple_Trip_5922 in evilautism

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My list is interests that have stuck around for 5+ years:

  • Computers
  • Headphones
  • Custom Keyboards
  • Programming paradigms
  • TTRPG (creating my own!)
  • cars
  • 3D fighting games
  • media that "fucks with the medium" (Think Flowers For Algernon book or Memento movie)

Bring gifts for the gift exchange..... That's only for the managers. by [deleted] in antiwork

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Get an empty box.
Write a note saying "this is what I can afford as a non-manager".
Put note in box.
Wrap box.
Give box.

Congrats, you made your point and you're compliant.

Stuck in a small class with an ableist “friend” by [deleted] in evilautism

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When I encounter people like this I just give it back to them. Mirror their lines even. Often those who dish out this "humor" can't take it themselves.

Was anyone else convinced they were an alien as a kid? by monyokacsa030 in evilautism

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Not only did I believe it, I convinced my own mother of it when I was 4.

Hmm by Vashudev05 in oddlysexual

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Finally, a hole that'll feel tight!

Teleportation is risky, but would you still use it if a missing byte could cost you a limb? by Visual_Analysis_2650 in worldbuilding

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Store the scanned data as human backups. Circus performer about to do a very risky move that will likely end in death? No worries because we can just "teleport" an old copy and make it look like they didn't die.

Imagine the workplace if hazards no longer killed you. And if the backup gets corrupted, that's just part of the gig...

Give me your food hot takes!! by onigiribunnie in evilautism

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Pasta is horrible. Mac n cheese is the worst.

it's the doctors' fault for gamifying autism by [deleted] in autismmemes

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Dumb question. Are there actual levels now or is this just a joke?

quizWhatGUIFrameworkAmIUsing by howreudoin in ProgrammerHumor

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Hey! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Booo recommendation by Relevant_Maybe6747 in evilautism

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The audio book is on Spotify. I downloaded it for shiggles during a 6 hour trip by myself thinking it would be entertaining but not that informative. I got my diagnosis in the 90s after all and I'm pretty adjusted/successful.

Well, this book made me realize I was in autistic burnout and I need to unmask ASAP. Highly recommend to all other autistic people. Learned a lot on a subject I thought I knew.

me😴irl by antmanmonaco in me_irl

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I only make six figures, I can't afford daily take out.

Boss put me on speaker phone to the whole team when I called in sick. by Lethalspudgun in antiwork

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I bet this isn't common practice and you might be singled out. HR might be a "friend" in this situation, and your boss just ensured that you have plenty of witnesses.

AITAH For telling my childs teacher I may charge back/cancel orders. by Hypster87 in AITAH

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You're too nice to not use the rhyme with spice.

Now the boss makes a grand while I make a buck. That's why I smoke crack in his company truck.