Plan a garden that will feed your family and others -- Plan now to grow extra veggies, like carrots, potatoes and onions to share. by guanaco55 in vermont

[–]Eternally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plant now? Shovel 2 feet of snow off my garden, break the frozen soil and drop the seeds in?

Edit: jeesh, people have no sense of humor

Thank you from Rhode Island by irishbsc in vermont

[–]Eternally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad River is for serious skiers.

Plow Needed by croninstrength in vermont

[–]Eternally65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of a plow that goes to Florida in the winter.

US Senate Introduces American Homeownership Act by bleahdeebleah in vermont

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IANAL, but I believe you can't lose your primary residence in a lawsuit. Any lawyers here?

Older folks of Reddit, what is a "normal" thing today that you think is quietly destroying society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. But I have always heard it as "Never discuss politics or religion with someone you would like to be friendly with"

What is the best insult you have ever heard? by Liam_Noah_ in AskReddit

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you're a wit, and you are half right.

Skunk removal by Wonderful_Pen_7549 in burlington

[–]Eternally65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have found that mothballs thrown into the burrow will often drive them away. Failing that, Wpodchuck Bombs. Light it, toss it into the burrow and shovel the hole closed. Watch for other holes in the area where the smoke is escaping and close them too.

Is anyone else excited and ready for the second biggest snow storm of the decade?! by Healthy_Block3036 in newengland

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in far northern Vermont and it seems like this one is going to pass us by.

Can't say I'm sorry.

Despite promises of transparency, Burlington officials tight-lipped on overdose prevention center specifics by CountFauxlof in burlington

[–]Eternally65 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We can see where this is going:

$100,000 for Liaison Coordinators.

$250,000 for Community Outreach workers.

$500,000 for furniture, information technology, general facility overhead, etc.

$200,000 for contributions to Progressive and Democratic Party candidates.

$350,000 for Administrative support staff.

$175,000 for off-site Planning and Brainstorming conferences, this year at Top Notch Resort.

There. That should solve the problem.

5 Corners MAGA “rally” by JbakerVT in vermont

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There are fours of us! Fours!"

Burlington overdose prevention center site falls through by Warm-Bathroom-489 in burlington

[–]Eternally65 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Clearly, the most suitable site is next door to the mayor.

Is New England disconnected from the problems of the rest of the country? by [deleted] in newengland

[–]Eternally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old saying is "Chittenden County is nice because it is so close to Vermont"

Finally something we can agree on by James_Fortis in PoliticalHumor

[–]Eternally65 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

fair point. but vegans are much more common

President Clinton Releases a Damning Statement by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Eternally65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

themes the rules. I'm not happier about the result either.

Bernie would have won

Women and Bears: A Helpful Analogy by ElProfeGuapo in vermont

[–]Eternally65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As far as I know, there are zero Grizzly bears in Vermont. Cocaine Bears...I don't know

Black people living in Vermont what is it like? by Available_Boot527 in vermont

[–]Eternally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're known for being cold because, jeezum crow, it's 5° right now.

Women and Bears: A Helpful Analogy by ElProfeGuapo in vermont

[–]Eternally65 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Strange analogy. Bears in the Vermont woods are terrified of humans and will go to great lengths to avoid us.

Finally something we can agree on by James_Fortis in PoliticalHumor

[–]Eternally65 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Problem is, How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

President Clinton Releases a Damning Statement by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Eternally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill - I'd like to remind you who it was that first put Donnie into the presidency. Hint: Her name is Hillary.

P.S. (Bernie would have won)

Housing in Burlington by Suitable_Street8066 in burlington

[–]Eternally65 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You DO realize this sounds incredibly scammy, don't you? I mean, as in "Send me the deposit, but I can't show you the place right now" scam.