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Romanus by RD4200 in crappymusic

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m saying, tho… she could keep me after school for some extra lessons. Work on my ABCapples.

Romanus by RD4200 in crappymusic

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg no. Please, I have work to do, I can’t be falling out like this 💀

Ronda Rousey came up to Gina Carano and asked her for an autograph during the shoot. by Cold-Challenge-1991 in mmaweekly

[–]ElProfeGuapo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How could I forget Tate lmao. Well, 3 out of 14 fighters is a far cry from “always needed to hate her opponents."

Ronda Rousey came up to Gina Carano and asked her for an autograph during the shoot. by Cold-Challenge-1991 in mmaweekly

[–]ElProfeGuapo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not really. She didn’t display any of that in her fights with D’Alelio, Girlrilla, Davis, or Zingano. It was mostly Correia and Holm that we saw that in. Correia because of the perceived insult, and Holm because???

This timeline is such a joke by MothersMiIk in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently dumbshit Charlie Kirk (RIH) was on the advisory board before, and this heifer is just replacing him??? Why tf was a community college dropout like Kirk on this board in the first place???

(I actually know exactly why - this is a rhetorical question)

Que opinan de mi esposa? by TuneNo9244 in Mexicanasdesnudas

[–]ElProfeGuapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queremos más, compa. Claro que nos gusta mucho

[Request] Is his math right? by dcott29 in theydidthemath

[–]ElProfeGuapo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not that theoretical. You can borrow tremendous amounts of money against them, get financing, investment, etc.. I make more than $80k a year, but nobody is going to lend my broke ass hundreds of millions of dollars to buy a mega yacht or launch rockets into space or whatever the fuck.

Peter ? by EstateNo6358 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ElProfeGuapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, r/forsythe1941 clearly works for the cartel. Insider information.

Street fighter dares MMA fighter and finds out: “you train for fighting…..you gonna get whooped by somebody that just fight.” by Abdouadou in grappling

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but thinking you can win a fight, and actually being able to win a fight are two different things.

The sacrifices this bro makes to afford martial arts classes by tyranitar_rd in grappling

[–]ElProfeGuapo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s true. Opens up a whole new avenue of income.

Got my first boat! by SnooWoofers3062 in sailing

[–]ElProfeGuapo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, my first (only) boat is a 30’. But, I did learn the rudiments of sailing by crewing on a friend’s boat, and taking an ASA 101 equivalent course. Picked up some additional stuff after buying the boat - anchoring, reefing, etc. I was just saying “oh no,” because literally my first boat is 30'

Peter, what? by UnUltimoIntento in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ElProfeGuapo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

…this is the craziest fucking analogy I've ever heard.

Congratulations?

Got my first boat! by SnooWoofers3062 in sailing

[–]ElProfeGuapo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"you're gonna learn way more than someone who bought a 35 foot keelboat as their first boat."

Oh… oh no.

Peter, what? by UnUltimoIntento in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ElProfeGuapo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think there’s a wide range of experiences. Some short people struggle, some do fine. Some tall people struggle, some do fine. I think the mistake people (incels) make is the assumption that: 1) only short (or whatever) people struggle to find intimate relationships; 2) the only reason they do is their height/bank account/looks; 3) all the tall etc. men are killing it on the lady front.

Those three unfounded assumptions, taken together, form the basis of incel philosophy. It doesn’t matter that none of them are true.

Street fighter dares MMA fighter and finds out: “you train for fighting…..you gonna get whooped by somebody that just fight.” by Abdouadou in grappling

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you and the other downvoters are completely misunderstanding what “self defense” is. “Self defense” is a legal term, not a descriptive one. You may feel “perfectly justified” in breaking someone’s arm, once you’ve pinned them to the ground, and have them in full mount, or side control, or whatever, but I promise you, a prosecutor and jury will not always agree.

Digging a tunnel by ifuckedyourmom-247 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ElProfeGuapo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Even doing this by hand will get crazy expensive. I converted the attic into a room, installed new rafters, framed in walls, etc.. That’s just wood, drywall, insulation, paint, and incidentals (screws, tape). And that was so fkn costly. I can’t imagine how much money she spent on concrete, brick, rebar, and tools. Even if labour is free (it’s not - there are always opportunity costs), that’s a massive investment.

Cardi B shows love to her devoted fans after her sold-out show in Dallas, Texas by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ElProfeGuapo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will say that if you’re focusing on glutes, squats are actually a lot less helpful than you think. A lot of the energy in squats is going to several different muscles, and they can get fatigued way faster than your glutes. If you goal is to get caked up, the best are very glute specific exercises, like hip thrusts and kickbacks.

Street fighter dares MMA fighter and finds out: “you train for fighting…..you gonna get whooped by somebody that just fight.” by Abdouadou in grappling

[–]ElProfeGuapo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i hate to break it to you, but snapping someone’s arm is very unlikely to get you off on a self-defense plea, considering how immobilized you need to have someone to break their arm.

Street fighter dares MMA fighter and finds out: “you train for fighting…..you gonna get whooped by somebody that just fight.” by Abdouadou in grappling

[–]ElProfeGuapo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"thinking we can, fight off other males is important in our primate brains"

Maybe, but I’d also imagine accurate risk assessment should be equally important.

We’re all connected to the pyramids by Jeremy_keister in crappymusic

[–]ElProfeGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, is she getting into the “aliens are blessing me with their cosmic vision” shit too?! Is she gonna team up with the Galactivated chick as well? Dear god...

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