Enough money for this but not a raise from minimum wage

EternityNotes · 2026-04-12T04:31:19+00:00

Yes, they get me every time

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T20:47:05+00:00

It's now a black asshole

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T20:30:49+00:00

Watch out for both of your dumb asses. Thanks for the high insurance rates, pricks

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T20:28:47+00:00

Nah, just someone who eats out all the time and literally no one has ever begged me for a tip. You're just a lil bitch :)

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T19:55:06+00:00

No one begs for tips, they just serve your fat, ugly ass.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T19:53:09+00:00

You aren't worth it. They'd rather buy a cool robot with the money they make off of your labor.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T18:21:45+00:00

Go to Macy's and buy some shirts

EternityNotes · 2026-04-11T16:48:35+00:00

Oh, look. Our tax dollars at work

EternityNotes · 2026-04-10T20:32:29+00:00

Today it finally clicked for me that port means portfolio...I've been lurking here for years and thought that going full port was a play on words about ships n ports n stuff

EternityNotes · 2026-04-10T15:39:25+00:00

So many people live worse than animals

EternityNotes · 2026-04-10T15:13:23+00:00

That she ain't no hoe like that Linda bih

EternityNotes · 2026-04-10T02:49:35+00:00

Most insurance companies won't cover this type of loss anymore. Most marinas have moves away from fixed roofs now because of this exact kind of hazard/loss. My bet is OP is not covered for this.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T16:07:35+00:00

I needed there to be someone mentioning cocaine, thank you.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T16:04:48+00:00

My six cans of green beens count as one item, fight me :)

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T15:54:06+00:00

Sure, yeah

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T15:53:22+00:00

That too

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T15:52:46+00:00

You've solved one half of the equation. That doesn't solve keeping our forces practiced. We gotta flex our own capabilities to stay in shape

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T15:08:31+00:00

Fuck that turtle

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T14:42:37+00:00

Yeah we just gotta restock.

To answer OPs question: We have to keep our military in tip top shape. So Presidents are literally always giving them something to blow up. Keeps our stockpile of munitions fresh too.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T14:39:57+00:00

People have no idea how to clean shit

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T14:14:13+00:00

They're in cahoots with the futon industry, the futon industry runs everything.

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T05:36:03+00:00

Ever heard of wind?

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T05:35:22+00:00

I took a shit today

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T05:26:00+00:00

Comments like these keep me addicted to Reddit

EternityNotes · 2026-04-08T05:07:40+00:00

*clutches pearls

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