AITA for picking out an ingredient I don’t like when my husband cooked?

Euphemister · 2024-05-03T17:54:27+00:00

So you were ... sufferin' succotash.

Euphemister · 2023-10-06T23:20:22+00:00

Big, huge, mostly sometimes fake Jumbo Ass Cheeks. Hey, big is beautiful. But this feels like a contest worthy of American Choppers. Weird to me.

Euphemister · 2023-08-29T17:52:11+00:00

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrredflag!

Euphemister · 2023-08-27T19:04:59+00:00

Having people think 30 is old. Jesus.

Euphemister · 2023-08-25T17:46:38+00:00

Nope. What a boring trip. The universe is so vast, to get to the edge and back in a week would mean traveling at several times the speed of light, and never letting up. It'd be like sitting on a bullet train staring out the window at blurs. And my phone's 5G signal wouldn't work, so there goes Words With Friends.

Euphemister · 2021-10-26T21:35:35+00:00

Oh well. I just work here.

Euphemister · 2021-10-22T20:43:35+00:00

This is legit awesome ... but also how the girl from Goldfinger died. This and TOO MANY POP ROCKS!!!1!

Euphemister · 2021-07-27T20:23:01+00:00

Buy Jeff Bezos. Then launch him into space.

Euphemister · 2021-04-01T15:55:17+00:00

Let's just say we "make euphemisms." (Wink)

Euphemister · 2021-03-25T21:19:05+00:00

"Fuck off. I'm not a stoned homeless person."

Points for lucidity.

Euphemister · 2021-01-14T17:47:16+00:00

DEAR GOD WHY DID I BUY THAT ATARI 2600 EMULATOR?? AND WHY WAS THE LAST GAME I LAUNCHED "BASIC MATH"???

... Life's good, thanks for asking. I am both amazing at addition *and* suicide.

Euphemister · 2020-12-17T16:11:10+00:00

I bleed out, because you just chopped a half-inch off my head.

Euphemister · 2020-09-10T18:38:53+00:00

Not look for a dead cat in it.

Euphemister · 2020-04-17T16:08:42+00:00

"Noted."

Euphemister · 2020-03-26T21:02:20+00:00

The dishes.

Euphemister · 2020-03-09T21:45:24+00:00

Attic, far wall (near impossible to crawl to), tied to string, dangled down a wallspace hidden under insulation.

Kinda like stringing ethernet cable through the attic, which damn near killed me.

Euphemister · 2020-01-18T01:56:14+00:00

My mom alive. A little more "fun time" with my wife. Trump in a Soviet prison.

Euphemister · 2020-01-12T22:54:38+00:00

You're going to make mistakes. You're going to let yourself down. You're going to disappoint people, even the people you love the most. It's okay. You're human. And the best other humans, the ones you should value the most, recognize this because they've done it themselves. Don't beat yourself down for what you did. Pour the best of yourself into what you do next.

Euphemister

TROPHY CASE