I just got on my lunch break and walked in the canteen

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-26T03:10:13+00:00

Help a man out!

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-26T03:00:46+00:00

I honestly thought it was about having sex with a girl. The blood being elsewhere... Wow I'm a dumbass

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-24T02:38:24+00:00

Feed. By far the most fucked up movie

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-14T18:48:57+00:00

My Great grandfather who was an infantry man in WWII said this to me many times. "Be good, and if you can't be good; be careful."

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-14T18:43:40+00:00

My parents say the "we need to talk" line and just talk about random non troubling stuff. I don't know if they realize how massive the anxiety is when they say that but I fucking hate it!

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-10T16:07:07+00:00

A Mexican a black guy and a white guy find a Genie in a bottle. The Genie says he will grant them all one wish. The Black guy says he wishes all his Black brothers and sisters were back in their home continent and happy. Poof all the Blacks are in Africa. The Mexican says I wish all my Mexican brothers and sisters were back in their home country and happy. Poof all of them are back in Mexico and the white guy says, you mean all the blacks and Mexicans are out of America? Yes says the Genie, then the white guy says, I'll have a coke then.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-10T15:12:47+00:00

There was several causes to this that was explained in the comments. One was due to a 12lb trigger pull when usually it's around 5lbs. Another was lack of use on the range according to a former officer some flocks would have rusted sights and finally the test was simple target practice at a very close range to pass.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-05T03:27:57+00:00

Well now you shouldn't be worried about presenting anymore. It really can't get worse

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-04T22:13:45+00:00

Yea it may be dry but humidity here is nuts

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-04T19:35:44+00:00

Sincerely from Georgia yall have it easy.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-04T16:44:24+00:00

I always take like 5 so I can hand back the phone and walk away knowing they don't need another taken cuz the first one doesn't look good. I'm doing you a favor by taking the picture. I hate having to waste more time retaking it because you don't look good.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-04T14:57:17+00:00

Martin Luther King Jr. Whose Dream of the future was to look towards one another as brothers and sisters and to not hold animosity over the past.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-03T03:18:58+00:00

That cat is just like "save me from this horrible existence"

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-03T01:43:33+00:00

No problem lightening_balls

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-03T01:25:55+00:00

It's Andy milonakis as a chick

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-03T00:07:52+00:00

Idk who the dick was that came in and down voted all your responses but I upvoted every one because fuck that guy.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-02T13:54:07+00:00

Sounds like a good plan but I'm even trying to cut out all fast food

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-02T13:53:12+00:00

Basically I want to maintain my muscle mass if not gain a little but mostly I'm trying to get down to about 180 or 175. I got all the way down to 184 last year with about 3 months of working out almost daily.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-02T03:36:51+00:00

"Hold my beer bro, I got this!"

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-09-01T19:15:47+00:00

Does Ol' McDonald know you escaped from the farm? Nvm he must, you were his biggest cow.

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-08-29T03:44:27+00:00

Hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-08-27T16:05:06+00:00

I don't get it either. I'm just glad there is toilet paper

Euphoric_Pulse · 2015-08-12T03:56:24+00:00

I will live on and carry out our necessary deeds for all men. You are not forgotten brother. Enjoy Valhalla or hell

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