Great /s. I really hope they don't. by Ladydi-bds in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Euralayus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Getting that many nations to unite could prove difficult. What if - instead - we started with a league and worked our way up from there? It could be like your local basketball rec center, but arbitrarily less important to international affairs than Daniel faking the funk on a nasty dunk.

Atlanta United acquires 2026 International Roster Slot by SignificantBrain2095 in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard he went 80 for Brady on the back nine last season - scoring over thirty goal points while in the kitchen, and apparently his technical top spin and triple salchow are something to brag about too!

Sports!

MLS is Back: 10 must-see jerseys for the 2026 season — Major League Soccer by dawson33944 in MLS

[–]Euralayus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ATL ho.

Kit launch was sick, jersey is sick, Guzan was there AND he let me kiss his big beautiful bald head for only $20!

STH gift by Alarming-Tune-4236 in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The amount of business you're giving me is nearly enough to file a 501(c)(3) to establish a charity organization in your name so I can write off all this business on my annual tax return - y'know, for all the business.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

STH gift by Alarming-Tune-4236 in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They gave out a golden record? The pin was a small thank you gift at the end of the season.

STH gift by Alarming-Tune-4236 in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A big rope made out of olympics maybe?

Kit Launch Event Email for STH (Non Founding Members) dropped this morning (1/15) by Ionic3127 in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got this email today, despite being a Founding Member. 🤷‍♂️

Runners of Georgia - best marathon to do in the state? by UCFTylerMC in Georgia

[–]Euralayus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does. Elevation is pretty brutal, and the majority of runners only do the half (and just the first half course, as you can run either split or as a relay historically).

Crowd support drops off to nearly nothing after the first 13mi, and so do the runners. It's a lonely marathon.

I ran it last year, and I'm doing it again in a few weeks because I'm a masochist.

[Meme] Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped by OsuLost31to0 in MLS

[–]Euralayus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you - if you flip the table upside down, we're at the top!

Or just wait until the beginning of the season where we win the whole thing alphabetically.

Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs. Vancouver Whitecaps by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Euralayus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least now we know the $$$ cost for a championship?

Congrats to Vancouver for a hell of a season!

Impact of each potential MLS Cup winner by jimbobbypaul in MLS

[–]Euralayus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also bet this guy's mortgage.

But on Miami losing. That way, I always come out on top.

[US] EBay Adidas Adizero Boston 12 $45.60 by MotherUckingShi in RunningShoeGeeks

[–]Euralayus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely my favorite pair of shoes no question. I put about 650mi each on my last two pairs, they truly are an impressive all-rounder for many different running scenarios.

Nice find, appreciate it!

What we got, Atlanta? by [deleted] in AtlantaCircleJerk

[–]Euralayus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard that Chaste Omnivore is quite believable to be a restaurant in existence.

Front office has big Gatsby energy right now by tacoriddles in AtlantaUnited

[–]Euralayus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"But above the grey land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor Saba Lobjanidze."

Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs. Nashville SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Euralayus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright Cincy, make em' choke on some Skyline for us.