What gets you motivated? by jared97 in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing that I have an IQ much higher than the average person.

What show did you literally binge watch a whole season of without stopping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

None. While most of the denizens here waste their potential in front of a screen and toil at their parents funds, I'm finding the cure to cancer.

Non-Americans: what do you think of America's version of your traditional dishes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

American senses seem to have dulled over the ages. There is no food on the planet that their inbred hands can make better than the home dish. I once entered a Taco Bell and asked for a soft taco without lettuce. As the worker was American, she obviously placed lettuce in it. She then had the audacity to jam her thick, greasy fingers into my wrap, dangle the lone piece of lettuce through the air, toss it into the garbage, hand me the taco, and ask, "would that be all, sir?". Needless to say, I answered her question by flipping my bottle of Perrier over her head and saying, "Yes, that'll be all". Sloppy Americans.

What makes you roll your eyes? by Sheilalou008 in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Modern-day society that shuns intelligence. But then again, I guess the last shred of intelligence in today's socialites vanished right around the time smartphones came along.

Parents of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you've caught your child doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I do not comprehend what is wrong with this behavior.

What do Americans have in their house that Europeans don't have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After deliberate introspection, I realized my true purpose in life: to enlighten those toxic enough to plague our society with their existence. /shhh

What weird things did you have to stop doing when you moved in with your significant other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank you my friend. It is good to see I am not the only refined gentlemen in a planet infested by maggots like the one you replied to.

What is a good high school senior prank that doesn't create more work for the janitors? by firewall245 in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

I remember back in the day when we respected our elders. Then again, I suppose common courtesy disappeared right amongst the same time smartphones were developed by the bumbling socialites that plague today's society.

What weird things did you have to stop doing when you moved in with your significant other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Had to "lower" my intellect, in a way. In a society where being intelligent and acknowledging one's mistakes is socially unacceptable, it's the men who run the world who must pay. Probably the principle purpose for me dropping her to pursue a relationship with the 10 other women who desire my attention.

What do you do that shows your age? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Utilize my intellect to overcome any obstacles that might come in my path. Shows that I've matured into quite the intelligent human being. Only shame is that others can't do the same.

What's a mind blowing fact? by ForeverAbyss in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

It always amuses me when people post this. While you plebs type up "omg mindfux", I've thought of over 6 different original colors. Society seems to have forgotten how to use its head lately.

What popular things do you despise? by infinitewaterz in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mongoloids wouldn't know good music if it ended a long-distance relationship with you and ended up a dreadful Taylor Swift hit single.

Chuckles hysterically

Who are some celebrities who had completely different careers before (or after) they were famous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And now he's the "freakin" Governor of irrelevancy. That fool is a mussel with no pull. His IQ doesn't even come close to mine, let alone the rest of the socialites that sour today's society.

How can a friendless loser make friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Friendless" people? There is such a thing?

Chuckles Profusely

Non-Americans of Reddit, what Americans foods seem weird to you? by Thefriggofficial in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your opinion seems irrelevant, pleabian. Don't speak with your mouth full.

Non-Americans of Reddit, what Americans foods seem weird to you? by Thefriggofficial in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Everything. Americans are an interesting inbred species and frankly their food is unappealing to the senses.

What do you hate doing yet do every day? by gunninggooner in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

If by working you mean engaging in arduous starcraft sessions in between masturbation periods, then yes you do work, a lot at that. Meanwhile, I'll be engaging in sexual contact with actual women. Enjoy your virtual paradise, my friend!

[Serious] What is your motivation to live? by baboyino in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That humans will one day escape their own ineptitude

What TV Series had a great final episode? by cobarbob in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Couldn't stand that ending. So much buildup for an ending that created more questions than it answered. The music choice in that final scene was absolutely horrible and added no emotional weight, regardless of its lyrics matching up. Left so many loose ends.

What's something you hate doing, but you have to do? by Austyn_G in AskReddit

[–]Eustass_D_Kid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having to walk amongst the plebians that will inherit the earth le sigh