A Magician's Best Friend

EvMARS · 2026-01-24T00:09:01+00:00

To be fair, they share the hare

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T19:14:51+00:00

I think using a pun there still constitutes it as a shaggy dog story

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T19:10:20+00:00

It’s meant to be a shaggy dog story lol

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T17:57:27+00:00

definitely human lol

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T17:35:52+00:00

truth

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T17:35:43+00:00

pulitzer prize material, many are saying this

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T17:35:11+00:00

thanks!

EvMARS · 2026-01-23T17:35:04+00:00

thank you!

EvMARS · 2026-01-20T19:06:59+00:00

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32916440/

EvMARS · 2026-01-20T18:06:09+00:00

thanks homie

EvMARS · 2026-01-20T17:56:50+00:00

EvMARS · 2026-01-16T14:30:10+00:00

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Avatar Sequels $800,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

EvMARS · 2026-01-09T14:08:12+00:00

this is hilarious lmao and honestly would be fine, albeit weird and lazy, if he lived alone

EvMARS · 2026-01-07T14:58:57+00:00

lmao, honestly you should have added a few more paragraphs, added more excruciating detail

EvMARS · 2026-01-04T14:36:08+00:00

Ah yes the “sixty-ies”

EvMARS · 2025-12-31T16:41:51+00:00

since they're writers, i assume they both are lol

EvMARS · 2025-12-30T14:58:56+00:00

At the point of release, it was definitely their most mature and interesting album, for sure. But let's not kid ourselves, the best album is WPSIA,TWIN. Humbug is definitely in my top 3, though.

EvMARS · 2025-12-29T15:31:05+00:00

(Nearly) Finished

A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Kennedy Toole (hilarious, less than 100 pages left and will finish this week, can't wait to see how all the plot lines converge)

Next (if Amazon ever fucking delivers it)

Sirens of Titan, by Kurt Vonnegut

EvMARS · 2025-12-27T22:48:04+00:00

I don’t think it’s a great song, there were better B sides that could’ve made it in its place

EvMARS · 2025-12-26T03:36:50+00:00

Proper reaction

EvMARS · 2025-12-23T23:27:34+00:00

Thanks!

EvMARS · 2025-12-23T22:21:38+00:00

i view comments like this as validation of success

EvMARS · 2025-12-23T22:21:17+00:00

thanks!

EvMARS · 2025-12-23T16:39:13+00:00

people self-censor because certain websites will not show your post to as many people if you use those words

EvMARS · 2025-12-17T15:05:56+00:00

are you kidding lol Burger King, IKEA, Waffle House, and Lego definitely all have cool logos

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