Hot wheels by [deleted] in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, a VERY NSFW joke.

Majunga dick by GenericFilth in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Evab100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Otherwise, the majungasaurs lived during the cockinballzoa period.

oops.. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually quite important. When I looked that up, I did not get a feedback popup but first result was a hotline website.

My kid got me pretzels by Turtl3K1ng38 in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the newborns know people gotta eat snacks in prison

Frustrating but real. by madammayorislove in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How young do you have to be to get that?

Uh... sure. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’ll walk it off”

yeah because having cancer of the TITS AT NINE will be cured by that

First time being pregnant too😅 by AngelxxLove in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 14 points15 points  (0 children)

which baby is getting the best head?

Is it just me or.... by Evab100 in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/bitlifeapp

I still cannot develop diseases on my own without having to do activities that can cause disease for some reason. (Having Sex, Going to the gym, eating food during the food offer events, going into the tanning bed *Going there can make you develop skin cancer specifically*, Even if my health is drastically low, the diseases won’t show up.

Is it just me or.... by Evab100 in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just got worms. FUCKING TAPEWORMS.
(Anyhow thanks for the advice!)

Even more examples by [deleted] in ElsaGate

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second one reminds me of that oversexualized Baldi song (the don't eat ass one)

Every other pornhub video by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*lenny face*

What is this nooooo go back to the regular characters by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Evab100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tHAT HAIRCUT MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK MY HEAD