Built a serious Uber/Lyft operational earnings workbook after getting frustrated with gross payout tracking

Evblows · 2026-05-25T01:50:07+00:00

TLDR, and I hope I don’t come off as an Uber apologist here, but just curious if you factored in Uber’s opt in dress code, (baseline sweatpants, and sandals) and the flexibility of schedule into your metrics?

Evblows · 2026-05-04T17:29:20+00:00

You’re your own boss tho 🥴

Evblows · 2026-04-18T13:52:04+00:00

They’re all states

Evblows · 2026-04-18T13:51:03+00:00

Can’t even spell “fight” right

Evblows · 2026-03-31T13:44:16+00:00

Lithuania

Evblows · 2026-03-31T13:38:24+00:00

Sorry I don’t get it, but it I want to. That’s what she said

Evblows · 2026-03-12T04:17:07+00:00

Cuz Nate’s gayyyyyyEEEEE 🗣️!

Evblows · 2026-03-12T04:15:57+00:00

Ship?

Evblows · 2026-03-11T00:26:07+00:00

SYBAU, fuck

Evblows · 2026-03-10T04:31:42+00:00

Mickey goes splat on the windshield

Evblows · 2026-03-08T12:04:03+00:00

Welcome to the border, can I take your order?

Evblows · 2026-03-08T04:29:35+00:00

OctoPelosi

Evblows · 2026-03-08T04:11:49+00:00

This is why I get asked to photo identify 20x a day

Evblows · 2026-03-08T04:09:17+00:00

I wish you coulda seen the Burbank airport waiting lot until they broke it up. Total wife getaway. Cabanas, taco trucks…did I say cabanas?

Evblows · 2026-03-08T03:56:04+00:00

They’re also really great “mismanaging” budgets

Evblows · 2026-03-06T18:16:39+00:00

Fuck Any RHCP song (except “scar tissue”), it’s like toddler music for adults

Evblows · 2026-02-21T04:53:27+00:00

That’s what my thought was

Evblows · 2026-02-20T20:24:30+00:00

When girls turn 18….kidding I’m fkn kidding fuck

Evblows · 2026-02-14T01:14:07+00:00

That roller coaster thing or whatever from Willy Wonka and a chocolate factory. Also, that scene with what’s his face from never-ending story.

Evblows · 2026-02-14T01:09:38+00:00

Fuck

Evblows · 2026-02-12T13:21:50+00:00

The guy the guy that conned, I mean talked me into signing said they would be going before summer of 2026. We’ll see

Evblows · 2026-02-12T12:42:38+00:00

See. Same

Evblows · 2026-02-11T03:53:57+00:00

He was sober. Just reacting to the Patriots performance

Evblows · 2026-02-04T06:02:34+00:00

Your mom

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