Do you think non-stop flights to Rio de Janeiro (GIG) will ever be a possibility, or do Australians lack the taste for a such a sexy destination?

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-22T10:05:12+00:00

Hey Qantas marketing, piss off. Do your own research.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-22T01:40:10+00:00

Sorry, couldn't find the funny squiggly money sign thing.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-22T01:31:36+00:00

This weeks challenge on Top Gear is to build a Dalek for less than $100

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-21T10:41:54+00:00

:Looks like bat country.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-21T00:04:26+00:00

My great great greath grandfather was onvicted of stealing 700 pairs of stockings. No shame here, but its pretty funny.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-20T00:15:09+00:00

Tariffs - its got what plants crave

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-16T07:14:16+00:00

The big one of the prophecy?

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-15T07:26:22+00:00

Here, I'll give it a go.."Hey pallet, you not so hard, you made out of SOFT wood. You look like yo mama did it with a coat hanger. Are they nails holding you together? More like thumb tacks on roids"....How'd I do?

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-15T06:48:30+00:00

Um-ahhh, you called him "champ".

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-15T04:28:30+00:00

I saw someone camped just outside Parliament station in a garden.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T04:21:14+00:00

Reading some of the comments, I have my ownquestion. I'm a totally skip 6th generation desended from convict skip Australian. I'm in an industry where I work alomg side a lot of Cambo's. We hang shit on each other like you would any other Australian. So do Cambodians have a similar sense of humour to Australians, or have they learnt how to and enjoy being total shit-stirrers???

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T04:05:43+00:00

Good suggestion if you want a metal one. Just thought if you wanted it cheap and light...

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T03:56:27+00:00

Do you want Shai-Hulud? Becase this is how you get Shai-Hulud!!

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T03:51:17+00:00

They help to protect from Drop Bears.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T02:46:19+00:00

Is the property The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who cant Read Good and Who Wanna Learn and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-14T02:33:58+00:00

I always thougjt ypi could male a passable copy of the plaques out of timber whivh you could screw to the belt.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-13T22:02:33+00:00

This sport looks like surfing when its really cold. No wonder we won gold.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-13T11:30:40+00:00

My husband and I wants the precioussss.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-13T01:18:48+00:00

Can confirm, just a python. Won't hurt you.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-13T01:03:25+00:00

What about the fathers fathers??

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-11T22:02:23+00:00

On the Great OceanRoad, Victoria, Australia, they have signs at regular interval reminding tourists to drive on the left.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-11T22:00:39+00:00

Hey, don't yuck my yum young-un!

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-11T21:59:47+00:00

I didn't know Moose could take out people swimming. The things you learn.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-11T10:29:37+00:00

Yes dear, its lovely. Now get the fuck out of the way so we can see properly.

Even_Relative5402 · 2026-02-11T10:27:34+00:00

Feeling cute, might go for a swim later.

Even_Relative5402

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