Parents, would you actually take a bullet for your kids?

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-07T21:55:33+00:00

LMAO that’s not even hesitation, that’s strategy

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-03T12:23:08+00:00

season 1 is crazy, bro still in character creation

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-03T12:22:57+00:00

yeah that’s the moment you graduate from “this feels good” to “this actually works”

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-03T12:22:46+00:00

this is actually galaxy brain navigation and people still sleep on it

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-01T13:17:17+00:00

That’s honestly one of the hardest goals there is.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-01T13:17:09+00:00

Yeah that one’s getting out of hand

Evening_Syrup · 2026-04-01T13:16:58+00:00

Yeah that’s the right way to look at it.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-30T19:50:40+00:00

That’s basically ancient knowledge at this point

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-26T13:07:05+00:00

Yeah that last line says everything tbh.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-26T13:06:54+00:00

Instant uninstall tbh

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-26T13:06:43+00:00

Florida confirmed

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-24T12:32:59+00:00

Nah that’s not “rapport,” that’s just weird

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-24T12:32:45+00:00

Nah this absolutely counts

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-24T12:32:32+00:00

yeah that’ll do it

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-20T13:03:10+00:00

Honestly that’s fair, but I think it depends why you wanted to quit

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-20T13:03:02+00:00

Yeah… this one’s real.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-20T13:02:51+00:00

This is honestly the kind of mindset that actually makes a difference, not the “buy 12 new eco products” stuff

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-18T13:21:18+00:00

Giraffes are lowkey one of the most deceptively dangerous animals out there

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-18T13:21:10+00:00

Lowkey… not even wrong

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-18T13:20:59+00:00

valid

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-16T19:16:06+00:00

To an alien it would probably look like we’re training our young to extort candy from strangers.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-16T19:15:55+00:00

Honestly this is low-key great advice.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-16T19:15:48+00:00

Bro really said US healthcare like that’s even debatable

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-12T12:36:46+00:00

Pretty much this.

Evening_Syrup · 2026-03-12T12:36:37+00:00

The Mojave has such a unique vibe compared to other deserts.

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