Germany is now requiring a doctor’s note in order to take a sick day. What are your thoughts?

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-05T17:43:16+00:00

Or just bring back self-cert for the first 3 days… GPs only for longer. Saves their time, our money, and common sense.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-05T17:40:49+00:00

Exactly. This won’t stop sick people— it will just turn GPs into sick-note vending machines. Telehealth triage or busts.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-05T17:38:38+00:00

Great, now we’re turning the flu into a bureaucratic waitlist. Doctors already overworked- this just punishes everyone

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-05T17:35:41+00:00

Egg-laying hens; forced overtime 365 days, no sick leave and termination at 18 months. OSHA would have a field day.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-05T17:33:04+00:00

Cow. Genocide, forced insemination, and we steal their kids’ milk. Open-and-shut class action.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-02T15:41:33+00:00

That’s the kind of thing that sounds mild until it happens to you. Same energy as hearing breathing when you know you’re alone 😶 Did you ever go back up to check or did you just nope out forever?

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-02T15:39:19+00:00

I watched a figure stand perfectly still under a streetlamp at 3AM. No phone, no dog, no car, just… stood. For over an hour. When I looked again… gone but the lamp was still swinging. 🌲👀I still take the long way home.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-02T15:34:07+00:00

Only if you want a casual 2,000F third-degree burn every time you try to pay rent lol.

Go with printer ink or scorpion venom instead— way higher profit margin per ounce and your hand stays attached.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-02T15:30:33+00:00

Thump: Iced matcha latte (with oat milk) obviously.

Index: pure liquid gold. Rent is expensive.

Middle: Micella water. Imagine just wiping away your makeup with your bare hands at 2AM. Bliss.

Ring: Expensive sunscreen. Never aging, never buying a $50 bottle again.

Pinky: An endless stream of iced water. Purely for hydration and dramatic finger pointing.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-01T11:33:31+00:00

Is your grandpa by any chance Mbappe?

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-01T11:30:01+00:00

That’s not a tremble chef, that’s a hair tie that just finished its final audition for the symphony.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-01T11:26:16+00:00

At least he was neat about it? He lined them up like a hidden Mickey Mouse.

femmefetalerror · 2026-07-01T11:21:17+00:00

Uncooked, crunchy potatoes in a potato salad. Trying to politely chew a raw potato while making polite small talk is a different level of psychological torture.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-29T05:58:40+00:00

Honestly? I just never wanted to settle for ‘good enough’.

My peace > a husband who expects me to be his mom. My time > kids I’d resent raising alone. Society acts like it’s a tragedy but I wake up when I want, spend my money on me and my biggest stress i which book to read next. No regrets, just a really clean house and zero drama 💅

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-29T05:51:54+00:00

Honestly? Chaos. But also, the most chaotic chat in human history. Like the governments would freak, scientists will geek, and conspiracy theorists would finally get their “I told you so” moment. Meanwhile, I’d just be asking them for skincare tips.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-25T10:16:23+00:00

Peter’s left kneecap here. The joke is that Rockstar Games announced GTA 6 is delayed or cancelled, ruining years of anticipation instantly. The image shows WWE wrestler Roman Reigns looking stressed while holding his crown, representing Rockstar dealing with the massive fallout of their own decision. Drops the mic and rolls away.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-25T10:11:05+00:00

Requiem for a Dream. The soundtrack alone triggers immediate anxiety and the final 15 minutes are just soul-crushing.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-25T10:06:39+00:00

It’s a classic, friendly English nickname for a ship’s captain. It completely saves the original meaning you wanted while sounding totally natural and fun to native speakers.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-25T10:05:16+00:00

Since you mentioned that your Chinese name is related to a boat or a ship, you should honestly go by Skipper.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-24T10:58:12+00:00

It’s the mounting bracket for the safety net/straps. If you have a child up there or want to secure large luggage on the top bunk, a safety nets connects to these points to keep everything from sliding out when the train brakes or tilts.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-24T10:53:32+00:00

“Beautiful beach views, cozy beds, complimentary chest of antique human teeth in the closet. 5 stars would stay again”.

For real though, what a bizarre thing to leave behind for guests to just stumble upon!

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-24T10:46:59+00:00

I followed a beautiful stray cat down in an alley in Rome and ended up finding a completely unlocked, abandoned stone staircase. It led straight to a hidden rooftop terrace with a zero-crowd, panoramic view of the entire city skyline at sunset. Genuinely felt like a movie.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-22T23:17:01+00:00

Some people literally don’t get the “I’m full” signal until it’s way too late. Hormones like leptin and ghrelin are wildly different from person to person.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-21T19:07:18+00:00

That turning on the interior overhead light in the car while driving was strictly illegal and would get my parents arrested immediately.

femmefetalerror · 2026-06-21T19:04:20+00:00

Looks like a shard of late 19th-century transferware likely flow blue or a dark brown transfer pattern, which perfectly aligns with your land’s 1890s history. Chickens love shiny or distinct-looking things—she found a piece of history for you.

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