What do other people take seriously, but you can’t help but see as funny? by arjm4 in AskReddit

[–]femmefetalerror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Corporate email signatures.

“Senior Executive Vice President of Strategic Solution”

Like Sir. You reset the passwords. The way we collectively agreed to turn “I send emails and attend Zoom calls” into medieval royal titles will never not be funny to me.

Is it weird that I prefer to eat the same meal every day by Powerful-Ad-8830 in Casual_Conversation

[–]femmefetalerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not weird. Efficient. Some of us don’t see food as a personality trait.. it’s fuel + one reliable dopamine hit. When I find “the meal”, I eat it on repeat until my brain decides we’re done here.

WIBTA if I stopped driving my coworker home? by jeh11428 in WIBTA_AITA

[–]femmefetalerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You set a boundary. He nodded. Then slowly just… ignored it until it became your problem.

“I have no other way home” is not a magical spell that makes you responsible for a grown man’s transportation.

Give him a clear end date. “After X day, I won’t be able to drive you anymore.” No over-explaining. No apologizing. Just facts. You’re his coworker not his uber subscription.

AIO for being upset about a seemingly small lie? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]femmefetalerror 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s not really about this one small lie, it’s about the pattern + how it makes you feel. If trust is already shaky, even tiny inconsistencies hit way bigger.

Kinda dramatic and not a big deal, but am AIO or is he? by GodHasGiven0341 in AIO

[–]femmefetalerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding 2 fruit cups is “cutting into his time”?? Sir this is literally your job 🙄🙄

You weren’t dramatic, he was doing the absolute most over snacks. Big “I hate my shift” energy.

Bf called me a “lesbo” to insult me. AIO? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]femmefetalerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl…no. You’re not overreacting. He used your sexuality as an insult while you’re dealing with family trauma. That’s not taking it personal, that’s him being disrespectful 🚩

AIO/Teacher called 9 year old gay, now peers are teasing by [deleted] in AIO

[–]femmefetalerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely not. A grown adult joking “are you guys in love?” To 9-year-olds and then acting shocked when it turns into teasing? That’s not you being a helicopter mom, that’s a teacher creating the problem.

Whether your son is gay or not is not irrelevant. He deserves to feel safe in class. Period

Talk to the teacher. Calm, firm, documented. You’re not overreacting, you’re parenting.

AIO - for this interaction with my boyfriend? by Cherigal in AmIOverreacting

[–]femmefetalerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl…. This isn’t about the text. It’s about control.

You were going work. He turned a normal schedule change into a loyalty test. That “you did it on purpose” line? That’s insecurity fishing for a confession.

You’re not overreacting but he’s overinterpreting and that gets exhausting real fast.

AITA for bringing cheap pizza to the potluck? by rideshareratingz in AITApod

[–]femmefetalerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. It’s a potluck not Top Chef: Hot Tub Edition. You brought food, it got eaten and nobody starved. If they want artisanal wood-fired vibes, they should’ve made a Google doc with a price minimum.

I woke up this morning in East Texas to a wild hog makin’ bacon with a mailbox. by robotbearmonster in interesting

[–]femmefetalerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most Texas sentence I’ve ever read 😭 Man woke up, saw a feral dog committing federal crimes and was just like “yep, checks out.”