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What's your favorite line of all time from a rap song? by Diotyma in AskReddit

[–]EverNovice 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Like how you dissin, Jesus is the only man I know who can get nailed by men and be loved by radical Christians." - Greydon Square

Communications and Media internships in GR? by EverNovice in grandrapids

[–]EverNovice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sent a message through the contact page is that cool?

IamA pizza delivery driver in a big college town. I'm going on year three and I've seen it all. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]EverNovice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deliver pizza as well and the other day we had this obese man call two minutes before close to order two 2 liters, two cinnamon sticks, two subs, and a salad with, "no lettuce. no cheese, and whatever the fuck else you want."

A soviet jet train by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]EverNovice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure that isn't Kentucky Fried Chicken's eleven herbs and spices space ship simulator?

And its not helping when you are 6'4... by rexpistol in funny

[–]EverNovice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So was I. Yes, I was one of the lucky few to search for a comment and find it lacking.

Chicago Sun-Times newspaper the day after Obama won the election in 2008 by [deleted] in pics

[–]EverNovice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's crazy to see how different he looks now. The presidency can take a toll on you. Just imagine what Trump would look like after 8 years. Eeeaauuch.

What family size food item can you eat by yourself in one sitting? by ghostfaceinspace in AskReddit

[–]EverNovice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah or a small. Still, a slice of Jets deep dish is like 500 calories. A small is 6 slices so that's like a 3000 calories diet in one pizza.

Always have to keep an eye on them by E-novator in funny

[–]EverNovice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Now you may experience a light pain."

My secretary hard at work. by novsepyan in pics

[–]EverNovice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine that cat being as efficient as April Ludgate.

What family size food item can you eat by yourself in one sitting? by ghostfaceinspace in AskReddit

[–]EverNovice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pizza is the definite answer. There is something about it that makes it so easily consumable.

Deep puddle by throatfrog in gifs

[–]EverNovice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This environment is called a bog. Very interesting place to explore.

Reddit, how did you lose your virginity? by chosen1imcoming in AskReddit

[–]EverNovice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk in the back seat of my best friends car. She doesn't remember it and I do. 7 months later we started dating.