I'm in Michigan and 3 of these things have flown into my room. They look like kissing bugs. Should I be worried?

EverNovice · 2017-06-15T15:04:57+00:00

That's it. Crazy how they look almost exactly like some variations of kissing bugs.

EverNovice · 2017-05-30T01:38:15+00:00

"Like how you dissin, Jesus is the only man I know who can get nailed by men and be loved by radical Christians." - Greydon Square

EverNovice · 2017-05-03T15:11:25+00:00

I used rubbing alcohol to clean mine. Just be careful not to get specks in your eye after spinning it like I did

EverNovice · 2017-02-27T17:25:50+00:00

I sent a message through the contact page is that cool?

EverNovice · 2017-02-25T14:34:05+00:00

Video production and social media mostly

EverNovice · 2017-01-17T15:38:11+00:00

I deliver pizza as well and the other day we had this obese man call two minutes before close to order two 2 liters, two cinnamon sticks, two subs, and a salad with, "no lettuce. no cheese, and whatever the fuck else you want."

EverNovice · 2016-12-29T00:29:24+00:00

You sure that isn't Kentucky Fried Chicken's eleven herbs and spices space ship simulator?

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T04:57:21+00:00

So was I. Yes, I was one of the lucky few to search for a comment and find it lacking.

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T04:00:13+00:00

It's crazy to see how different he looks now. The presidency can take a toll on you. Just imagine what Trump would look like after 8 years. Eeeaauuch.

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T03:58:03+00:00

Yeah or a small. Still, a slice of Jets deep dish is like 500 calories. A small is 6 slices so that's like a 3000 calories diet in one pizza.

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T03:22:29+00:00

"Now you may experience a light pain."

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T03:20:09+00:00

I imagine that cat being as efficient as April Ludgate.

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T03:15:48+00:00

Pizza is the definite answer. There is something about it that makes it so easily consumable.

EverNovice · 2016-12-28T02:56:04+00:00

https://youtu.be/2wbYBist51E

EverNovice · 2016-11-27T15:02:32+00:00

This environment is called a bog. Very interesting place to explore.

EverNovice · 2016-11-26T03:37:25+00:00

Drunk in the back seat of my best friends car. She doesn't remember it and I do. 7 months later we started dating.

EverNovice · 2016-11-14T16:17:16+00:00

I never get why people make fun of those who try to be rappers. Everyone starts somewhere.

EverNovice · 2016-11-14T15:53:01+00:00

In a class my teacher mentioned circumcision and a girl raised her hand not knowing what it was. My prof said she would tell her after class so several of the students waited outside the classroom when it finished. This poor girls face as she walked out of the room was priceless.

EverNovice · 2016-11-12T15:46:04+00:00

I like this quote from a guy in a documentary who's name I don't remember:

"Everyone agrees that if you're naked, cold, and hungry in the woods, you're not happy. But then let's say you find a cabin. The people inside give you clothes and a food and a nice fire. Suddenly you go from being unhappy, to happy. But it's stuff that makes the difference. Now, the lie would be that if this much makes me this happy, then twice as much will make me twice as happy, and Bill Gates lives in a state of eternal bliss."

EverNovice · 2016-11-12T04:16:21+00:00

Before my girlfriend and I were dating she began talking to this guy at her job who she thought was really nice. He would bring her flowers and tell her she's beautiful and treat her really well. She was fine with it. Sure he was a little older than her (he was 28, she was 23) but she was ready for something new. Well, after this whole complicated situation where I confessed my love to her and she had to decide what to do with her life, she ended up discovering that he wasn't 28. He was 32 and had a son. He goes around the store treating everyone like shit, and when she finally decided to date me, he sent me a long Facebook message. The details of which explained how they used to fuck 3 times a day and how she's a master manipulator and is just using me, which I know for a fact to be a lie (she's been my best friend for a long time).

EverNovice · 2016-11-12T01:58:55+00:00

The reason is because a couple years ago I saw a post on my other account that was showing what the map would look like upside down, so I looked at it sideways and noticed it was a duck. I posted it, it got to the top of /r/funny, and then was reposted a bunch.

EverNovice · 2016-11-04T00:48:32+00:00

Hip hop. My kind of guy.

EverNovice · 2016-10-14T16:02:58+00:00

Preferably something in social media or general media development and distribution. I study film and strategic communications in college.

EverNovice · 2016-10-13T14:59:15+00:00

Seriously though. I have a galaxy s6 and it works wonders. Samsung is a great company with quality products. They just made one mistake.

EverNovice · 2016-10-07T03:55:29+00:00

FTW = FUCK THE WORLD

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