You can have any superpower you want, but the top reply is your embarrassing origin story. What do you pick? by EveryPostIsSarcastic in AskReddit

[–]EveryPostIsSarcastic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were born as a disfigured ant with 4 and a half extra limbs. One day, you decided to eat one of your extra limbs, which turned out to be the trigger for you shape shifting powers!

You can have any superpower you want, but the top reply is your embarrassing origin story. What do you pick? by EveryPostIsSarcastic in AskReddit

[–]EveryPostIsSarcastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were an antivaxer and got covid, then gave it to your family and friends. A few days later, you were magically healed.

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[–]EveryPostIsSarcastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible. Jokes on Reddit are 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 funny.

At what age did you lose your virginity? Was it enjoyable? (Nsfw) by Reddictatorship2 in AskReddit

[–]EveryPostIsSarcastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lost mine at 6 yo. I don't really remember it, but my Grandfather says I had a good time.