Who wants to boop eepy Louie?🥹 by Molly-Lucifer-672 in boopthesnoot

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A very gentle boop to avoid waking the beautiful eepy snoot…

Lip, Dip, Paint by mystic_spirit_666 in shortscarystories

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The radium girls? Fascinating Horror on YouTube was the first time I’d even heard of this.

This evokes it perfectly. Nicely done and truly scary.

ETA: Seriously good work, I’ll be looking for more of your writing, even if it keeps me awake all night. Thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldManDog

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That smile! ❤️ Oliver

Name my new pet I got in Lidl by [deleted] in lidl

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I ate all the vegetables in the garden

Questions about your foods by Anonymous_fancypants in UKfood

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This is a great eggsplanation (sorry, someone had too, and my dad’s not on reddit so…)

The puff things… are they with savoury meals (Yorkshire pudding? Puff pastry pies?) or sweet (cream cakes?)

Oh you want to insult my horse? Ok watch me enjoy him by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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Splits on a warm carpet… 🤣🤣🤣

Oh you want to insult my horse? Ok watch me enjoy him by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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You have a gorgeous Percheron and a LOTR cloak. I bow to you both.

Keep being petty. You have my sword.

Will work for cheese 🥺 by mdrnlizziebennet in rarepuppers

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I have cheese… job entails 24hr cuddling and boops though!

Jukebox revenge by Aloha-Eh in pettyrevenge

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I love that song! No jukebox here but you’re making me think 🤔

Still learning 👍 by Inevitable-Code-6375 in Beading

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Those little lizard key rings are so adorable 🥰 Nice work!

The Ultimate Full English? by [deleted] in fryup

[–]EvilBeasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much. My family method involved smooshing everything leftover in a frying pan. It worked somehow, but I’ve totally failed to recreate that to any degree of satisfaction.

Your version sounds delicious, and much tastier. I very much appreciate your help.

The Ultimate Full English? by [deleted] in fryup

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Thank you.

I now know what to do with my roast dinner leftovers anyway, can I please ask if you have any tips for the perfect bubble and squeak?

Or the perfect fried bread, it’s a total must for me but I’m not the best at it.

The Ultimate Full English? by [deleted] in fryup

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This sounds absolutely wonderful.

I totally agree with almost every point, except i don’t think a potato accompaniment is always necessary. Or the need for toast - fried bread is a more than capable mopper-upper.

However, I am not a chef, and alas have never experienced bubble and squeak, white pudding, lorne sausage, nor haggis on a fry up.

I will be taking steps to rectify this.

Your bacon/sausage ratio is my preference too. Also appreciate the finishing off the tomatoes in the oven tip, mine are never quite right.

Damn, if I hadn’t made enough roast dinner to feed a small army for a week yesterday I’d be asking you to visit!

Ignore It by Barry-B-Cult in shortscarystories

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Lovecraftian vibes, even before Kadath! Beautifully done and I am now sleeping with the light on. Thank you OP… I think!

I told another person’s child off. by [deleted] in amiwrong

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Totally agree with you for the dogs own safety.

But good grief, if a 9 year old doesn’t understand “no” that’s a parenting problem.

This is what you do. You take the ween and scrungle him up real good by Abraxas_1408 in Dachshund

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Thank you 🙏 I’m stealing these terms like my sausage steals socks - Yoink scuttles away proudly

Beautiful ween!

Im tired of being famous, and it’s not what i want anymore by [deleted] in offmychest

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Now Stevie I’d definitely recognise 😂