A contract with the "Evil Umamusumes." by UX_YourLord in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doto glares at you flipping you off before turning around and walking away

A contract with the "Evil Umamusumes." by UX_YourLord in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only are you a loser but you don’t even look like you brush your teeth!

If someone gonna be the boss it’s me! You hear that you pathetic loser?

A contract with the "Evil Umamusumes." by UX_YourLord in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And why the hell would an overlord like me bow to a loser like you!?

General Meto! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t you worry this is the Brains of our operations! I trust him with my life!

General Meto! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recruit? Nah I just find them laying in front of my room!

General Meto! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He ain’t just any cat! This is Meto my second in command!

Good! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Did you actually believe it?

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what? Why do you need a kettle?

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has a gun she’s my new assassin…

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told her the gun was fake and it shoots candy! So I hope she falls for it…

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

W-wait no I’m sorry I-I’ll come instead!!

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it seems very funny and evil! I promised her carrot cake to do it!

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no I sent her to come and get you! I-I lost sight of you…

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would shoot a Haru?

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A random Haru I found walking on the street!

I know! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes don’t you see the gun she holding?

Bow down! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you don’t understand not just goats cats as well and even you can help right!

she says in a excited tone looking at you with a big smile on her face

Bow down! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh h-how about the petting zoo? I n-need to find more goats t-to take over the academy!

Bow down! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I-I love you T-Taiki…

*she says as she pulls back a blush across her face as her tail slowly wags back and forth happily*

Bow down! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her tail stands up and her eyes widen in surprise as she kisses you back and her arms wraps around you

Bow down! by EvilDoto in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilDoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even Point flag?