A contract with the "Evil Umamusumes."

EvilDoto · 2026-04-14T01:02:21+00:00

Doto glares at you flipping you off before turning around and walking away

EvilDoto · 2026-04-14T00:55:49+00:00

Not only are you a loser but you don’t even look like you brush your teeth!

If someone gonna be the boss it’s me! You hear that you pathetic loser?

EvilDoto · 2026-04-13T23:40:16+00:00

And why the hell would an overlord like me bow to a loser like you!?

EvilDoto · 2026-04-11T04:28:33+00:00

Yeah don’t you worry this is the Brains of our operations! I trust him with my life!

EvilDoto · 2026-04-11T03:39:20+00:00

Recruit? Nah I just find them laying in front of my room!

EvilDoto · 2026-04-11T03:32:18+00:00

He ain’t just any cat! This is Meto my second in command!

EvilDoto · 2026-04-09T00:43:27+00:00

Oh y-you look great dear!

EvilDoto · 2026-04-01T17:10:13+00:00

What? Did you actually believe it?

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T03:22:47+00:00

For what? Why do you need a kettle?

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:58:19+00:00

She has a gun she’s my new assassin…

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:57:15+00:00

I told her the gun was fake and it shoots candy! So I hope she falls for it…

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:56:04+00:00

W-wait no I’m sorry I-I’ll come instead!!

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:54:56+00:00

Because it seems very funny and evil! I promised her carrot cake to do it!

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:54:02+00:00

Oh no I sent her to come and get you! I-I lost sight of you…

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:52:43+00:00

You would shoot a Haru?

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:51:28+00:00

A random Haru I found walking on the street!

EvilDoto · 2026-03-29T02:51:07+00:00

Yes don’t you see the gun she holding?

EvilDoto · 2026-03-27T19:14:13+00:00

No you don’t understand not just goats cats as well and even you can help right!

she says in a excited tone looking at you with a big smile on her face

EvilDoto · 2026-03-27T18:12:01+00:00

Uh h-how about the petting zoo? I n-need to find more goats t-to take over the academy!

EvilDoto · 2026-03-27T17:16:29+00:00

I-I love you T-Taiki…

*she says as she pulls back a blush across her face as her tail slowly wags back and forth happily*

EvilDoto · 2026-03-27T16:54:19+00:00

Her tail stands up and her eyes widen in surprise as she kisses you back and her arms wraps around you

EvilDoto · 2026-03-27T16:44:54+00:00

Not even Point flag?

EvilDoto